No offense but hey....what the hell....

[cscherer]

lmfao...whoosh whoosh..

 

[RXN]

riding a Polaris is Kinda like screwing your sister, its okay as long as nobody knows.

 

[teeroy]

oh lenny gonna love this one.

 

[ABMax24]

Might as well add this tool belt so the arctic cat boys don't feel left out.

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[maxwell]

oh lenny gonna love this one.

its all good. it sidehills with ease. offsets being gay

 

[sumx54]

And I thought it was gonna be another boring Thursday night. Popcorn it is.

 

[arff]

 

[slededjr]

Yeah why not.

 

[Summiteer]

Oh what the heck.

 

[sumx54]

Polaris = Pull Over Loser A Race Is Starting

 

[polarisdragon800]

I see the Doo boys are self conscious again . It's okay boys you can ride a polaris we, even put a yellow wrap and some goofie steering on it to make you feel at home. .

 

[slededjr]

You did all that and never bothered to fix the drive shaft issue.....
Lol. Jk

 

[PINandPRAY]

You Doo guys are right! these new Polaris pros are junk!!! What a mistake i made when i purchased my new pro,i mean it doesnt side hill, the funky steering angle and it handles like a overweight dehydrated camal!!! The moment i bought my sled i felt it was better than any other manufacturer out there and also find myself on the internet telling everyone there iron is lame... I mean i could be riding but instead i cant stop myself from going to the cabin and bragging how good my machine is.. like WTF? On the trail the sled dives like a dolphin looking for an act at sea world, i mean trails are important because i race as fast as can to the cabin cuz the sled isnt gonna bragg for itself.

What the pro needs is a floppy 16" wide track, narrow the crap out of the skis,kids play ground inspired skid, foot wells located on the A arms, steering post that points to my knee caps, add 60lbs, legandary powerful etec that runs on cabin bbq fumes and doolaid, a hole in the seat cuz i will have the constant urge of humping it.. ohh and 4 year warranty cuz the guys love to hear that at the cabin.. yellow and black panels so i can look/sound like an impotent muffled bee passing you on the trail. I know the pro needs these upgrades cuz i was high marked by a doo of 23 inches.. High marking is important ya know!!
A internet support group would be nice as well so i could have back up when mocking other peoples iron and assure me that i made the right purchase of my mustard accented teeder tooder pop corn farting machine..

well... someones gotta stand up for polaris lol
all in good fun

 

[Jordan1924]

You Doo guys are right! these new Polaris pros are junk!!! What a mistake i made when i purchased my new pro,i mean it doesnt side hill, the funky steering angle and it handles like a overweight dehydrated camal!!! The moment i bought my sled i felt it was better than any other manufacturer out there and also find myself on the internet telling everyone there iron is lame... I mean i could be riding but instead i cant stop myself from going to the cabin and bragging how good my machine is.. like WTF? On the trail the sled dives like a dolphin looking for an act at sea world, i mean trails are important because i race as fast as can to the cabin cuz the sled isnt gonna bragg for itself.

What the pro needs is a floppy 16" wide track, narrow the crap out of the skis,kids play ground inspired skid, foot wells located on the A arms, steering post that points to my knee caps, add 60lbs, legandary powerful etec that runs on cabin bbq fumes and doolaid, a hole in the seat cuz i will have the constant urge of humping it.. ohh and 4 year warranty cuz the guys love to hear that at the cabin.. yellow and black panels so i can look/sound like an impotent muffled bee passing you on the trail. I know the pro needs these upgrades cuz i was high marked by a doo of 23 inches.. High marking is important ya know!!
A internet support group would be nice as well so i could have back up when mocking other peoples iron and assure me that i made the right purchase of my mustard accented teeder tooder pop corn farting machine..

well... someones gotta stand up for polaris lol
all in good fun

^^^ haha awesome!

 

[Grinder]

That was epic

 

[trailblazer]

If you don't think that's funny,you get the hell otta' here cuz that's funny,I don't care who ya' are !!! LMAO!!! ' Cuz you wanna hump it....popcorn farting machine!!!! Baahaaahaaa

You Doo guys are right! these new Polaris pros are junk!!! What a mistake i made when i purchased my new pro,i mean it doesnt side hill, the funky steering angle and it handles like a overweight dehydrated camal!!! The moment i bought my sled i felt it was better than any other manufacturer out there and also find myself on the internet telling everyone there iron is lame... I mean i could be riding but instead i cant stop myself from going to the cabin and bragging how good my machine is.. like WTF? On the trail the sled dives like a dolphin looking for an act at sea world, i mean trails are important because i race as fast as can to the cabin cuz the sled isnt gonna bragg for itself.

What the pro needs is a floppy 16" wide track, narrow the crap out of the skis,kids play ground inspired skid, foot wells located on the A arms, steering post that points to my knee caps, add 60lbs, legandary powerful etec that runs on cabin bbq fumes and doolaid, a hole in the seat cuz i will have the constant urge of humping it.. ohh and 4 year warranty cuz the guys love to hear that at the cabin.. yellow and black panels so i can look/sound like an impotent muffled bee passing you on the trail. I know the pro needs these upgrades cuz i was high marked by a doo of 23 inches.. High marking is important ya know!!
A internet support group would be nice as well so i could have back up when mocking other peoples iron and assure me that i made the right purchase of my mustard accented teeder tooder pop corn farting machine..

well... someones gotta stand up for polaris lol
all in good fun

 

[slededjr]

Hahaha, awesome. I am only having fun totally on the joking side. But I know there are some serious people out there who feel their's is the best.
Ride safe and enjoy.

 

[ralpher]

You Doo guys are right! these new Polaris pros are junk!!! What a mistake i made when i purchased my new pro,i mean it doesnt side hill, the funky steering angle and it handles like a overweight dehydrated camal!!! The moment i bought my sled i felt it was better than any other manufacturer out there and also find myself on the internet telling everyone there iron is lame... I mean i could be riding but instead i cant stop myself from going to the cabin and bragging how good my machine is.. like WTF? On the trail the sled dives like a dolphin looking for an act at sea world, i mean trails are important because i race as fast as can to the cabin cuz the sled isnt gonna bragg for itself.

What the pro needs is a floppy 16" wide track, narrow the crap out of the skis,kids play ground inspired skid, foot wells located on the A arms, steering post that points to my knee caps, add 60lbs, legandary powerful etec that runs on cabin bbq fumes and doolaid, a hole in the seat cuz i will have the constant urge of humping it.. ohh and 4 year warranty cuz the guys love to hear that at the cabin.. yellow and black panels so i can look/sound like an impotent muffled bee passing you on the trail. I know the pro needs these upgrades cuz i was high marked by a doo of 23 inches.. High marking is important ya know!!
A internet support group would be nice as well so i could have back up when mocking other peoples iron and assure me that i made the right purchase of my mustard accented teeder tooder pop corn farting machine..

well... someones gotta stand up for polaris lol
all in good fun

 

[ferniesnow]

You Doo guys are right! these new Polaris pros are junk!!! What a mistake i made when i purchased my new pro,i mean it doesnt side hill, the funky steering angle and it handles like a overweight dehydrated camal!!! The moment i bought my sled i felt it was better than any other manufacturer out there and also find myself on the internet telling everyone there iron is lame... I mean i could be riding but instead i cant stop myself from going to the cabin and bragging how good my machine is.. like WTF? On the trail the sled dives like a dolphin looking for an act at sea world, i mean trails are important because i race as fast as can to the cabin cuz the sled isnt gonna bragg for itself.

What the pro needs is a floppy 16" wide track, narrow the crap out of the skis,kids play ground inspired skid, foot wells located on the A arms, steering post that points to my knee caps, add 60lbs, legandary powerful etec that runs on cabin bbq fumes and doolaid, a hole in the seat cuz i will have the constant urge of humping it.. ohh and 4 year warranty cuz the guys love to hear that at the cabin.. yellow and black panels so i can look/sound like an impotent muffled bee passing you on the trail. I know the pro needs these upgrades cuz i was high marked by a doo of 23 inches.. High marking is important ya know!!
A internet support group would be nice as well so i could have back up when mocking other peoples iron and assure me that i made the right purchase of my mustard accented teeder tooder pop corn farting machine..

well... someones gotta stand up for polaris lol
all in good fun

Chris, you are quite the scholar at 2:00 am! Well done.............pass the Doolaide as it is time for another swish!

 

[Duramax11]

Polaris, the way out... of the closet lol