wow that's quite hurt full. you could have at least lied to me and gave me hope
bahahahaha
You're a beautiful person on the inside.
wow that's quite hurt full. you could have at least lied to me and gave me hope
bahahahaha
You're a beautiful person on the inside.
Can't we just drink what we want, say what we want, smoke what we want, swallow what we want and do what we want. Then ask for forgiveness and confess our sins before the end of our time?
Oh I can't do that because I might not make it to "heaven". Then we die and their is no heaven, we just wasted an awesome ride stepping on egg shells.
Why do certain people win the lottery? Why are they so special? It's not like they are good christian folk that go put it towards missions across the globe or charities in need.
People like Jackie Chan who donated 30% of his income to charities deserve to win the lottery. People that are constantly volunteering to better their community.
cuz people question him...
Can't we just drink what we want, say what we want, smoke what we want, swallow what we want and do what we want. Then ask for forgiveness and confess our sins before the end of our time?
Oh I can't do that because I might not make it to "heaven". Then we die and their is no heaven, we just wasted an awesome ride stepping on egg shells.
Why do certain people win the lottery? Why are they so special? It's not like they are good christian folk that go put it towards missions across the globe or charities in need.
People like Jackie Chan who donated 30% of his income to charities deserve to win the lottery. People that are constantly volunteering to better their community.
Cuz people question him...
Like whats with easter? Hang a guy on a cross and eat some chocolate.
as long as YOUR that guy!
I'll never be that guy, I'm not crazy.
I think you die, your soul leaves your body and then you chill in a place for 15-20 years with all the people in your past life. They look at all the good and bad things you have done, if the bad outweigh the good you end up in a less fortunate country as a baby.
I'll save you a seat at "hell's kitchen tavern & grill" :d
no offence , but thats not quite it.......
you die , your soul leaves your body and your put in front of God and judged for what you have done on earth , then he asks if you knew jesus as your personal savior , if you cant say yes , your name is not in the book of life , and you go to hell.........if your name is in the book you go into heaven and live for eternity!!!! what could be better then that?!?!?!?
God made it so easy to get to heaven , i mean , i read a book and believe in him and i live forever?!?!?!
pilo can have it!:d
no offence , but thats not quite it.......
you die , your soul leaves your body and your put in front of God and judged for what you have done on earth , then he asks if you knew jesus as your personal savior , if you cant say yes , your name is not in the book of life , and you go to hell.........if your name is in the book you go into heaven and live for eternity!!!! what could be better then that?!?!?!?
God made it so easy to get to heaven , i mean , i read a book and believe in him and i live forever?!?!?!
Do I have to read the book?
pretty much! it helps me stay on the right track , theirs alot of pot heads and aclhoholics at timmies that always ask me "how do you avoid this stuff!?!?" i say "the bible" they go "WHAT?" i say "read the bible its like a owners manual for life!"
its a huge help and teaches morals , beliefs , and how to get to heaven. all the stuff life needs
pretty much! it helps me stay on the right track , theirs alot of pot heads and aclhoholics at timmies that always ask me "how do you avoid this stuff!?!?" i say "the bible" they go "WHAT?" i say "read the bible its like a owners manual for life!"
its a huge help and teaches morals , beliefs , and how to get to heaven. all the stuff life needs
i say "the bible" they go "WHAT?" i say "read the bible its like a owners manual for life!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh my god I'm going to use that one... You can't write that ch!t, thats funny.
i say "the bible" they go "WHAT?" i say "read the bible its like a owners manual for life!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh my god I'm going to use that one... You can't write that ch!t, thats funny.
that was post 5000 for you
why can't you, Joey wrote it...
Not sure if srs, but I was refering to a comedian wouldn't be able to think something up like that. I can't wait to use that line.