new helmet law

[Lem Lamb]

We drive around all day in first and second gear.

If the hills look steep, we put on our winter toques and knitted wooly mitts. Ha

Yes I know, what if we get hit by lighting or a tree falls on our head when we least expect it.

What happens when a Cow Moose kicks us both in the head at the same time, who's to say that a wild beaver might slap us up side the head, or we miss the loading ramp as we drive our knoggan into the tail gate...

Old Timer and I both have brain damage from working around humans and following stupid rules that force us to join the Snow Flake club. LOL.

We have never seen any laws attached to the trees we ride past,,, why not save the pumpkin bucket law for humans that watch TV. More fiscal violence on the tube then riding a Quad in first gear in the bush.

I think the cut lines need stop and yield signs. Paved trails with Gard rails, and plastic mail boxes incase we blow off the trail pouring a cup of coffee while driving.

Maybe some distracted driving rules need to be enforced in the West country.

And where is the seat belt rule along with the air bags.

Jeepers Creeps,,, I'm just about ready to buy a plastic bubble with no ventilation to see how long I last on a ride over the Grand Canyon.

Hopefully the bubble protects my pumpkin when I reach the bottom. Ha

 

[Mike270412]

No representation from the Pastafarians? I would have thought they'd be all over this.

 

[imdoo'n]

well as i see it, the helmet thing is law, so we are pretty much blowin hot air, but i still am pissy about the damm thing.

and i seen the lambster in high gear, low is good, haha kidding, i have yakked at ol lem a time or two, and i think we like to take our time look around, see what is out in the bush, trail rides are usually not a sanctioned race track, with prizes for first back to the trailer.

 

[skegpro]

well as i see it, the helmet thing is law, so we are pretty much blowin hot air, but i still am pissy about the damm thing.

and i seen the lambster in high gear, low is good, haha kidding, i have yakked at ol lem a time or two, and i think we like to take our time look around, see what is out in the bush, trail rides are usually not a sanctioned race track, with prizes for first back to the trailer.

Why so?
What's to say your not sikh?

Might be the funniest thing we see on the news all year.

 

[imdoo'n]

well i am sikh n tired!!!!

 

[Lem Lamb]

Here Here Imdoo'n

There ain't no race on the Honda's because they don't have the power to get up to speed,,, nor do they have brakes. Ha.

Why on earth would a person want to go faster than 7 kpr on a good day. Yes,,, we're guilty of going to fast on the gravel roads when we get up to speed.

But 14 kpr in second gear allows us time to prepare for the head first dive into the trees. Only problem is that we won't make tree line since we need to clear 150 feet of swamp to get that far.

I'd be more concerned about drowning in swamp grass or bumping into a Short legged Grizzly Bear.
What's that,,, a helmit is going to protect us from a Grizzly Bear mulling.

Yuppers, the bear ripped the poor Lem Lamb into peaces, but at least he was wearing watermelon on his noodle. LOL

We have our turbo turbans ready to go if we get stopped, Feather & FISH could give a Rats Azz hat when they drive past us as they wave hello and good by.

Even they know it's a joke from the get go.
Big waist of funds and it ain't worth the paperwork, F&F is coming to court to fight a helmit ticket after our lawyer held it up for a 1 1/2. Ha.
The ticket is a mamitory pay ticket,,, but the law states that it can be delt in court in front of a judge.

The F&F dude wouldnt even have a job working for the government by court time.

Not guilty your houner, we see the accused is a Muslim.

Shrec Lamb Luo La Lam of the high command.

Eyes would be wide open when I walk into court with my Quran in hand.

I can be sworn into the tribe in 1 week before we appear in court. Anyone can do this. Ha.

Yuppers, do what you like, if you see 2 middle age dudes West of RMH on Red Honda's with no helmits, stop by to say hello.
Harley Davidson beany Old Timer. And Camo ball cap Mathews Bow hat Lem.
We'll be easy to spot.

 

[imdoo'n]

you will be the one wearing the burka???


serves 2 purposes no one can see yer legs or how purty the face is


or how unpurty it is.
or was it the helmet rubbing again! ha!