New boobs or new sled?

[Puba]

Hey old balls, you gonna get momma a set of bolt on's with your sold truck cash in your pocket?

You are sharp today............

 

[pfi572]

Hey old balls, you gonna get momma a set of bolt on's with your sold truck cash in your pocket?

Now that is funny right there.

 

[catalac]

Barebacker, you can afford both boobs and a sled don't be so cheap you are never going to spend what you have now..

 

[Zacs]

Funniest thread I've read yet... Randy has the same dilemma. He keeps putting the money into the sleds.
Hmmm...what does this mean? Based on the eleven pages of posts that I have just read I am not so sure...

Is it that I appear secure with my lack of boobs?
Is it that he's being considerate as he realizes they'll just get in the way while riding?
Maybe he's really a butt guy and the boobs just aren't that important?
Maybe its cause he knows all his friends will want to test out his new purchase?
Maybe he just likes sledding more? Wait....don't answer that question! I already know the answer to that question.

 

[OVERKILL 19]

Title tells all.....

So when your wife tells you what a new set of bolt-ons are going to cost, and you only have a certain amount in your "toys" account for the rest of the year...........

New sled or new boobs?

I must admit, this is a tough decision....................

I would say sled! Your going to look ridicules with big fake tatas! If anything get them for your wife !

 

[CamoKVF700]

Boobs.

Over the course of the year, boobs have given me more pleasure than my sled.

 

[007sevens]

Funniest thread I've read yet... Randy has the same dilemma. He keeps putting the money into the sleds.
Hmmm...what does this mean? Based on the eleven pages of posts that I have just read I am not so sure...

Is it that I appear secure with my lack of boobs?
Is it that he's being considerate as he realizes they'll just get in the way while riding?
Maybe he's really a butt guy and the boobs just aren't that important?
Maybe its cause he knows all his friends will want to test out his new purchase?
Maybe he just likes sledding more? Wait....don't answer that question! I already know the answer to that question.

Just think at the attention you would get in the classrooms. NOBODY would be sleepy.

Haha Just kidding Lori

 

[007sevens]

Boobs.

Over the course of the year, boobs have given me more pleasure than my sled.

It has given us much pleasure too.

 

[Zacs]

Just think at the attention you would get in the classrooms. NOBODY would be sleepy.

Haha Just kidding Lori

I do notice that the Amsoil girls get more attention at the tradeshows than I do. Here I just thought it was the sequined shirts!?

Maybe I'd better do the math...maybe I should pull Zacs marketing money out of print advertising and put it into boobs. And a sequined shirt of course.

 

[Mike270412]

Should be able to write that off as advertising???

I do notice that the Amsoil girls get more attention at the tradeshows than I do. Here I just thought it was the sequined shirts!?

Maybe I'd better do the math...maybe I should pull Zacs marketing money out of print advertising and put it into boobs. And a sequined shirt of course.

 

[Summiteer]

I do notice that the Amsoil girls get more attention at the tradeshows than I do. Here I just thought it was the sequined shirts!?

Maybe I'd better do the math...maybe I should pull Zacs marketing money out of print advertising and put it into boobs. And a sequined shirt of course.

money on boobs is never wasted. Never...

 

[zeebs]

If you have to ask this question for real advice you must be queer! Hell id go without a sled if I could have any set of titties I wanted to play with at free will all winter!

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[catinthehat]

I do notice that the Amsoil girls get more attention at the tradeshows than I do. Here I just thought it was the sequined shirts!?

Maybe I'd better do the math...maybe I should pull Zacs marketing money out of print advertising and put it into boobs. And a sequined shirt of course.

Think how much more attention you would get without the sequined shirt. jmho

 

[Scotford]

Got to say this is a very entertaining thread.......

But I have had both...... Boobs and sled and just got to say they both cost me a pile of money and maintenance, but was very happy with both,,,,,, now I have my sled.... Hmmmmm


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[scotts]

haa ha haaa!! I know... I'm so funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!!!!!

Of course you are, your flatter than barley stubble.. Lol

 

[Zacs]

Think how much more attention you would get without the sequined shirt. jmho

lol ..whatever it takes to get the seats filled I guess! Better invest in an 'abs of steel' workout DVD first! Wait...maybe the boob doctor can fix that at the same time! Wow, this idea is getting better and better.

 

[summitstef]

Its like the reply I got from my Grandfather when I bought my first truck: " If it has a pu$$y or pistons, its gonna give you a headache in the end".. he forgot to mention the empty wallet too...so I guess your f'ed either way however, I guess rebuild on the top end of a new sled a few years down the road is a hell of a lot less than a possible spilt from the wiff down the road.. just my 2 cents

 

[Vipertonytro]

You know what they say Lori! You have to spend money to make money! Just put it in the books as advertising! Im sure your accountant would be alright with that!!

lol ..whatever it takes to get the seats filled I guess! Better invest in an 'abs of steel' workout DVD first! Wait...maybe the boob doctor can fix that at the same time! Wow, this idea is getting better and better.

 

[MenzToys]

Greg I have your parts haven't heard from you, going for boobs I guess. Looks like I may have 2-1.3 gal cans[black] and low pro bag for sale tomorrow and 2 sets of polaris rail kits. No Polaris rail kits left. Call me 250-304 7920 p.s. not responding to p.m.'s thx wayne

 

[Zacs]

You know what they say Lori! You have to spend money to make money! Just put it in the books as advertising! Im sure your accountant would be alright with that!!

Wait! Craig just emailed me this photo. Abs of steel. No surgery required!