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Some truly great words of wisdom!
Beer
Sometimes, after playing golf, I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.
If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Babe Ruth"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Winston Churchill
"When I read about the evils of drinking after golfing I gave up reading."
Paul Horning
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
H. L. Mencken
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin,
We go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
George Bernard Shaw
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Dave Barry
BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
W. C. Fields
Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
Professor Irwin Corey
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
Leo Durocher
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson:
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much the same way,
The human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way,
Regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
Those slingshots are my favourite! I haven't tried hit the deck yet but going to have to giver a taste. Phillips makes some pretty tasty brews also like the little wonder hazy ipa...awesome beer for being low cal lo carb.Mixing it up
Been buying the mutli packs. Got hooked on the beer for the year i lived out in Cranbrook. Slingshot is my favorite out of them.Those slingshots are my favourite! I haven't tried hit the deck yet but going to have to giver a taste. Phillips makes some pretty tasty brews also like the little wonder hazy ipa...awesome beer for being low cal lo carb.
Go there on Wednesday as wings and they have DJ and can win free beer doing bean bag toss or other prizes from ticket draws you dont have to pay for
Go there on Wednesday as wings and they have DJ and can win free beer doing bean bag toss or other prizes from ticket draws you dont have to pay for
Won some OG kush a few weeks ago lol