Man of the house .

[kenvb]

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will wash and wax my Truck and Snowmobile , then prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want!

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then in morning load the snowmobile on the truck and go gas them up,then guess who's going to help put my snowmobile suit on and and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess." -

 

[capercal]

lmfao

 

[whitegold]

at last we all know who really wears the pants in the family!!!

 

[rsaint]

Another one of your near death experiences Ken

 

[Shadam]

his buddy reads the same book.
that nite as he and his wife get ready for bed, he hands her his boxers and says put these on. so she puts them on and they fall down. she looks at him and he says "I wear the pants around here and don't you forget it!" she hands him her knickers and says "put these on" he struggles and rips them appart try to get them on one leg.
he says "I can't get into these"
she says "and you won't unil you change your attitude!"