Longhaired Freak want to race me at Alberta Beach drags!!!

[KatMan]

Whenever any of you guys post all I can think of is this:

One late evening a native brother came out of the local pub a little drunk. He got into his pickup truck and started driving back to the reserve on a lonely road.
All of a sudden a piston blew right through the engine hood.
The native jumps out his truck, madder then hell, kicks the door a couple of times and starts walking home.
About twenty minutes later a pickup truck with a load of fellow natives in it,stopped. One of the fellas called out, "Whats the matter brother?" The native calls back, "Piston-broke!"
The same fella calls back, 'Ya! we're piss'nd and broke too, get in the truck."

Pissed and broke means something else?

 

[2dawgsfawkin]

Pissed and broke means something else

Yes, I believe it does.


It is more than a punch line to a first nations joke

 

[Bogger]

Pissed and broke means something else

Yes, I believe it does.


It is more than a punch line to a first nations joke

Hmmmm... My handle up at Syncrude was 2-dogs......

 

[Modman]

I don't think the wedge would be good for a lake race. Maybe climbing. He hasn't told me what he wants to ride yet. If he brings the wedge, he will go home with a wedgie. This was his stupid idea after a few bevys and I am up for the challenge and fun. He made the mistake of saying he had some friends on this forum so I bring the race notice into his own backyard. I personally don't think he has many friends because he is very excentric.

Who fawkin' cares about LHF.....He just told you to start this thread so that it would feed his already gigantic ego. You got suckered into his BS. He didn't tell you what he is riding for a reason. All I can say is he did win the AB Beach Drags a few years ago, lack of competition I heard, and has been a one hit wonder about it ever since. Everyone on this forum is sick of hearing about his 15 yr old opinions on sleds and his regurgitated 2nd hand tech talk he hears down at the shop. He has no friends, this forum would be a better place if he was banned IMO. He steps on the shoulders of mentally handicapped people to put himself up a peg. He has 0 respect from peeps here.

Just FYI - He never said the wedge still has the 1160, its probably got a bigger motor or something now. Guys play into his game by buying into his stupid one liner comments. He never said "he" would be riding it either, in fact he said he has a driver. Expect it to show up with an 8 yr old on the seat and a huge nitrous bottle. His little "plays on words" game is what gets him off and makes him feel smart and thinks he is getting a rise out of peeps. True fact of the matter - no one gives a crap.

Read the thread https://www.snowandmud.com/forum/14/ill-alberta-beach-snow-drags-71101-8.html
He never once says he will be riding it, or what he is even bringing. Its all a joke to him.

Never argue with an idiot - they'll just bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

 

[Bogger]

wow... you make him sound like snotty....

Who fawkin' cares about LHF.....He just told you to start this thread so that it would feed his already gigantic ego. You got suckered into his BS. He didn't tell you what he is riding for a reason. All I can say is he did win the AB Beach Drags a few years ago, lack of competition I heard, and has been a one hit wonder about it ever since. Everyone on this forum is sick of hearing about his 15 yr old opinions on sleds and his regurgitated 2nd hand tech talk he hears down at the shop. He has no friends, this forum would be a better place if he was banned IMO. He steps on the shoulders of mentally handicapped people to put himself up a peg. He has 0 respect from peeps here.

Just FYI - He never said the wedge still has the 1160, its probably got a bigger motor or something now. Guys play into his game by buying into his stupid one liner comments. He never said "he" would be riding it either, in fact he said he has a driver. Expect it to show up with an 8 yr old on the seat and a huge nitrous bottle. His little "plays on words" game is what gets him off and makes him feel smart and thinks he is getting a rise out of peeps. True fact of the matter - no one gives a crap.

Read the thread https://www.snowandmud.com/forum/14/ill-alberta-beach-snow-drags-71101-8.html
He never once says he will be riding it, or what he is even bringing. Its all a joke to him.

Never argue with an idiot - they'll just bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

 

[tukernater]

What speeds are you guys seeing at these Alberta Beach drags .Do they run a tree for light with all the info 60 foot ET'S and mph ?

 

[maxwell]

Remember when Lhf used to be on snowest before he was booted for life lol

 

[Longhairfreak]

Who fawkin' cares about LHF.....He just told you to start this thread so that it would feed his already gigantic ego. You got suckered into his BS. He didn't tell you what he is riding for a reason. All I can say is he did win the AB Beach Drags a few years ago, lack of competition I heard, and has been a one hit wonder about it ever since. Everyone on this forum is sick of hearing about his 15 yr old opinions on sleds and his regurgitated 2nd hand tech talk he hears down at the shop. He has no friends, this forum would be a better place if he was banned IMO. He steps on the shoulders of mentally handicapped people to put himself up a peg. He has 0 respect from peeps here.

Just FYI - He never said the wedge still has the 1160, its probably got a bigger motor or something now. Guys play into his game by buying into his stupid one liner comments. He never said "he" would be riding it either, in fact he said he has a driver. Expect it to show up with an 8 yr old on the seat and a huge nitrous bottle. His little "plays on words" game is what gets him off and makes him feel smart and thinks he is getting a rise out of peeps. True fact of the matter - no one gives a crap.

Read the thread https://www.snowandmud.com/forum/14/ill-alberta-beach-snow-drags-71101-8.html
He never once says he will be riding it, or what he is even bringing. Its all a joke to him.

Never argue with an idiot - they'll just bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Maybe you and your minions dont give a crap. Still have your TCat? Bring it down. Oh and by the way my sled is the same as it was in 2007 with the exception of a Paragon secondary so all this new iron should be able to spank me I guess.

 

[Longhairfreak]

What speeds are you guys seeing at these Alberta Beach drags .Do they run a tree for light with all the info 60 foot ET'S and mph ?

Around 100 mph in 660 ft unless your stock.

 

[jbb]

I see it like the guys that like to classic rock. Same old chit day after day, yr after yr. But for some gay reason ppl keep wanting to relive it.

 

[Longhairfreak]

Who fawkin' cares about LHF.....He just told you to start this thread so that it would feed his already gigantic ego. You got suckered into his BS. He didn't tell you what he is riding for a reason. All I can say is he did win the AB Beach Drags a few years ago, lack of competition I heard, and has been a one hit wonder about it ever since. Everyone on this forum is sick of hearing about his 15 yr old opinions on sleds and his regurgitated 2nd hand tech talk he hears down at the shop. He has no friends, this forum would be a better place if he was banned IMO. He steps on the shoulders of mentally handicapped people to put himself up a peg. He has 0 respect from peeps here.

Just FYI - He never said the wedge still has the 1160, its probably got a bigger motor or something now. Guys play into his game by buying into his stupid one liner comments. He never said "he" would be riding it either, in fact he said he has a driver. Expect it to show up with an 8 yr old on the seat and a huge nitrous bottle. His little "plays on words" game is what gets him off and makes him feel smart and thinks he is getting a rise out of peeps. True fact of the matter - no one gives a crap.

Read the thread https://www.snowandmud.com/forum/14/ill-alberta-beach-snow-drags-71101-8.html
He never once says he will be riding it, or what he is even bringing. Its all a joke to him.

Never argue with an idiot - they'll just bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

I cant believe you called the S&M members mentally handicapped.

 

[Bogger]

Retarded would have been politically incorrect and hurtful

I cant believe you called the S&M members mentally handicapped.

 

[jbb]

Retarded would have been politically incorrect and hurtful

im mental in the head, bogger your retarded and freaks a fawkin idiot. get it right. lol

 

[PistonBroke.]

During the summer, LHF and I almost covered the kitchen table with empties. He was f'ing wasted. He confused my little girl's LeapPad (a simple $85 little toy tablet for preschool kids with learning games) for an Apple Ipad. ROFLMAO. I lauged so hard it hurt. He was f'ing stunned and confused that people would pay $700 for those useless "iPads" which could not surf the net and only played basic kids learning games.

 

[medler]

post some pics of him..love to see what he or she looks like lol

During the summer, LHF and I almost covered the kitchen table with empties. He was f'ing wasted. He confused my little girl's LeapPad (a simple $85 little toy tablet for preschool kids with learning games) for an Apple Ipad. ROFLMAO. I lauged so hard it hurt. He was f'ing stunned and confused that people would pay $700 for those useless "iPads" which could not surf the net and only played basic kids learning games.

 

[tukernater]

who gives a chit lol going straight on flat ground is boring lol

I do love drag racing,but hate wasting my time.

 

[Caper11]

who gives a chit lol going straight on flat ground is boring lol

I used to drag race, love it!! There is nothing like hanging on to a 200+ hp triple up a ski hill doing over 100 with the skis 6" in the air. God I miss the sound of those engines!!!


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[Caper11]

Sorry about going off topic but. There are now 3 guys on Here with the name pistonbroke I'm curious about the use of the name.
Wasn't that a hockey team because I've heard it before.


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[lilduke]

Sorry about going off topic but. There are now 3 guys on Here with the name pistonbroke I'm curious about the use of the name.
Wasn't that a hockey team because I've heard it before.

Yeah Pistonbroke,,, thats Hobbema's junior team....

 

[Pistonbroke]

Sorry about going off topic but. There are now 3 guys on Here with the name pistonbroke I'm curious about the use of the name.
Wasn't that a hockey team because I've heard it before.


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Arrrrrrrr matey, there be four of us scallywags now....


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