lets here some bumper stickers funnys

[dirtbiker77]

" Yes im speeding, but i have to get there before i forget where im going!"
" Lost your cat? Try and looking under my tires"
" Yes this is my truck, No i wont help you move" < personal favorite

 

[maxwell]

Yeah that’s a real gun in that gun rack.
No I don’t have a permit for it.
Do you have a permit to ask stupid questions like that?


PETA - people eating tasty animals

this vehicle is protected by an antitheft sticker

dont laugh its paid for!

driver carries no cash. hes married

my country invaded iraq and all i got was this expensive gas

 

[QMAO]

I seen this one years ago.." I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister"

 

[Keeperswilly]

Used to be an old blue p.o.s. full size chevy or ford van back around 1999-2000 in Prince Albert,SK. Had kokanee decals on the sides, and on the back it said,"My other ride is your girlfriend"

 

[S.W.A.T.]

lift it

fat chicks cant jump

HAHAHAHA, i know a guy who had that written across his back window.
HAHAHA

 

[S.W.A.T.]

My favorite from a young ladys car

"if ur gonna ride my A$$ at least pull my hair"

A girl I use to mess around with had one that said "if your not pulling my hair then get of my A$$."


Classic

 

[S.W.A.T.]

"If it has tats or tires it will cost you money"

"YES, I can drink you pretty"

 

[jay007]

On my sled
"if you dont limp you aint sh!t"
(Makes sense now that I limp from sledding)

Hetmet
"Patry Naked"

Others

"Where the hell was I last night"
"P!ss of a liberal, buy a gun"

 

[koby]

B ig
U gly
F at
F uggers
E ating
T ogeather

 

[jaredszakacs]

here is my new 2010 HYBRID Duramax..... Ya Rite lol it only blows a little black smoke sorry mr.suzuki.

I have a sticker coming for the back windown of that says "MIND IF I SMOKE?''

 

[Brian D.]

"I taught your girlfriend to do that thing you like..."

 

[Summiteer]

"If Jesus saves, why is he always asking for money?"

 

[Summiteer]

"Born right the first time."


"If you're following me, I'm following Jesus, so we're either going to Mexico or Church".

 

[summ-it-up]

saw this on a truck
----
i love it

 

[wiffler79]

good thing breathing come's natural

 

[kidder17]

My other ride is your Mom.

 

[Catman10]

I saw this one the other day and I have to get one, "I am only speeding because I have to poop!"

 

[Murminator]

here is my new 2010 HYBRID Duramax..... Ya Rite lol it only blows a little black smoke sorry mr.suzuki.

I have a sticker coming for the back windown of that says "MIND IF I SMOKE?''

You need this one for the greenies

 

[milky]

the worst part of owning an xp is not blowing belts it having to tell your family your gay.


this was on a trailer full of xp's

 

[rowdycat]

On my buddies old POS van they put "Dont Laugh, Your Daughter Might Be In Here"