kenvb
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the
wires, clear as a bell he heard
'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for
the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to
rest on a parrot.
'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, and then squawked, 'I'm just trying
to warn you that Jesus is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a
bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
Good one 4 sure, Heard the Man up stairs could do alot of things, Didn't know that he bite ! 
