If a Dog and a Monkey had a fight...who would win?

[BC Sno-Ghost]

A dog can only grab hold with his teeth. The monkey has 4 limbs with opposable thumbs on each. Monkeys bite like bastards and are super strong! Monkeys can also haul ass..they are so fast. My money's on the chimp!

 

[slomo]

well if we throw them into 3 feet of fresh powder no one would give a fawk because we would be sledding

 

[RMK Junky]

well if we throw them into 3 feet of fresh powder no one would give a fawk because we would be sledding

but still wondering......

 

[whammy]

sorry,, monkey will kill then bang the dead dog,.....

 

[TABSTER]

Snuff and stuff him eh!.....Hmmmmm

Still think the jury is out on the winner......

 

[Bogger]

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogIJSNVjJP8[/YT]

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7AlwwoHfTo&feature=related[/YT]

[YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOc4zHALYc8&feature=related[/YT]

The audience wins......

 

[TABSTER]

Yup, still not convinced.....
might have to sit in the garage and......... maybe..... jump on the sled and do some extreme garage riding and make some vroom vroom sounds, sniff a little gas cap and think on it a bit more.

 

[heavy d]

The only chance the dog has is, as his first move, fling it's own poo at the monkey.....suprizing and dumbfounding it with it's own move. Opening a split second, window to attack the confused primate, and ultimately dealing the death blow.









Ya.......I had waaaaay to much time on my hands today