Humorous picture thread

[Trashy]

 

[RXN]

A woman driving a car in Calgary became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to SHOPPERS DRUG MART now?

 

[RXN]

 

[RXN]

 

[Trashy]

 

[snopro]

 

[Beer Slayer]

 

[Beer Slayer]

Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.

I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.

I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous,
slender, almost-blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.

She glanced at the beer, bent over, and knocked on my passenger window.

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,

“I'm a big believer in barter, old fellow. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked,

"What kind of beer you got?"

“ARROGANCE OF OLD AGE”​

 

[RXN]

 

[Trashy]

 

[niner]

Wait for it…

 

[Beer Slayer]

 

[MACHINE]

 

[niner]

 

[ferniesnow]

What am I missing??

 

[maurfello]

The drections

 

[RXN]

What am I missing??

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Says

YOUR MATRYX BOOST WILL BE LATE

 

[niner]

What am I missing??

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Need to tilt your phone till you can read it. There is a message to read. Has a message in both directions.

 

[niner]

What am I missing??

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[Dooitorbust]