Christmas In Medicine Hat
Twas the night before Christmas and the welfare is spent.
Booze drugs and bingo, not groceries or rent.
The shopping carts rumble past all of the stores.
With crackheads and junkies and even some whores.
Timmies is busy, McDonalds is packed.
Right out in the open the dealers sell crack.
The junkies shoot up, and the stoners smoke dabs.
The methheads are picking their fresh facial scabs.
Circle K downtown is an incredible sight.
A bum and a stop sign are having a fight.
They went through a window with a hell of a crash.
And then that was over, now pick up the trash.
The pawn shops are busy this week without fail.
Tools bikes and jewelry are pawned to raise bail.
The hookers do car dates in back parking lots.
The thieves are out stealing and rarely get caught.
Now what’s to expect from this incorrectly political post?
Just wait for the snowflakes, they’ll comment the most.
It’s a Medicine Hat Christmas, what’s not to be liked?
A north side adult will get a south side kid’s bike!
The End