Humorous picture thread

[Trashy]

 

[4extreme]

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Too soon?

not for him

 

[RXN]

 

[RXN]

 

[RXN]

 

[kimrick]

NO Picture sorry. But this is good,,,,,,,,

A YOUNG GUY FROM ALBERTA MOVES TO BRITISH COLUMBIA AND GOES TO A BIG "EVERYTHING UNDER ONE ROOF" DEPARTMENT STORE LOOKING FOR A JOB.
The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Edmonton." Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?"
The kid says, "One." The boss says, "Just one?
Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.
How much was the sale for?" The kid says, "$101,237.64."
The boss says, "$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?"
Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing......

 

[Lightningmike]

Winters coming guys

 

[JayT]

Seriously, what has society become? How are people so stupid now?

 

[JayT]

 

[The big greasy]

Seriously, what has society become? How are people so stupid now?
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Lol they always were, covid just exposed it.

 

[4extreme]

There is a joke in this picture somewhere, and I think these guys are looking for it!

 

[papajake]

that's how many union or government workers it takes to dig a hole with a backhoe probably dropped something in the hole so they need a safety meeting to figure out how to get it out

 

[Dawizman]

that's how many union or government workers it takes to dig a hole with a backhoe probably dropped something in the hole so they need a safety meeting to figure out how to get it out

It's a training session. They're trying to teach these government workers the difference between their poop chute and a hole in the ground.

 

[Dooitorbust]

 

[tejay]

that's how many union or government workers it takes to dig a hole with a backhoe probably dropped something in the hole so they need a safety meeting to figure out how to get it out

Foreman dropped a quarter

 

[Trashy]

Foreman dropped a quarter

And a worker chucked a 20 down to make it worth while lol

 

[Trashy]

 

[Summitric]

There is a joke in this picture somewhere, and I think these guys are looking for it!

Dropped a 10mm socket down the hole...

 

[MACHINE]

Everything better with Bacon

Had to boost of them, oh well.

True that

Hell yeahhhhhh!

 

[Dooitorbust]