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sorry for all the groaners... some were okay
sorry for all the groaners... some were okay
Holly! Hair was really that big in the 80s....I forgot.
I miss the 80's. What a great time.Holly! Hair was really that big in the 80s....I forgot.
I miss the 80's. What a great time.
So true how times have changed even if it is just a snowman
This is funny but unfortunately represents how goofy things have become
It's been snowing all night. So ....
8:00 I made a snowman
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman
8:15 So, I made a snow woman
8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead
8:22 The transgender man..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple are white
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road Demands the snow woman to wear a burqa
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended
8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role
8:43 The council equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction
8:45 TV news crew from the CBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices ... my children arrested