Humorous picture thread

[crazy_wheeler]

 

[RXN]

 

[RXN]

 

[RXN]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!!
1. Make food;
2. Sleep with him;
3. Don't ask questions;
4. Leave him alone.

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:
1. Be Friends
2. Companion
3. Lover
4. Beautiful
5. Charming
6. Good in the kitchen
7. Atlético
8. Electrician
9. Plumber
10. Mechanic
11. Carpenter
12. Decorator
13. Stylist
15. Poet
16. Psychologist
17. Bug zapper
18. Psychiatrist
19. Good-natured
20. A good listener
21. Organizer
22. A good father
23. Smelly
24. Empathetic
25. Cult
26. Sensitive
27. Attentive
28. Seductive
29. Smart
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Hot
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Brave
40. Determined
41. True
42. Insurance
43. Check everything
44. Punching bag
45. Lonely without friends

DON'T FORGET TO:
46. Praise often
47. Give gifts
48. Be honest
49. Opening the car door
50. Not to stress her
51. Don't look at other women.
52. Lift the toilet lid.
53. Being a computer teacher.
54. Don't snore.
55. Do not dry your feet with a towel.

AND ALSO:
56. Never forget:
* her birthday
* dating anniversary
* the anniversary of the first kiss
* the anniversary of the first time they met
*her mother's birthday
* Valentine's Day and being faithful

THEY HATE...
1. Who responds
2. Who remains silent
3. You lie to them
4. Be sincere
5. Worries
6. Who doesn't care
7. Be jealous
8. Don't be jealous

BONUS:
And never forget, even if you are right, you are wrong.

 

[snopro]

 

[Lightningmike]

 

[RXN]

 

[The Kickass One]

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The Pinto affect!! or it effect?

 

[DRD]

LOL Pinto pic reminds me of this..

 

[papajake]

Unfortunately my niece lost her life at 18 in one of those car exploded in flames during an accident

 

[RXN]

Unfortunately my niece lost her life at 18 in one of those car exploded in flames during an accident

Sorry to hear that.

Now I feel bad for posting it.

 

[The Kickass One]

Sorry to hear that.

Now I feel bad for posting it.

It is what it is and you both just learned something

 

[papajake]

Don’t feel bad think about all the people that lost their lives to the gas tank behind the seat on the old gmc and chev trucks and they kept on making them

 

[TROLLCAT]

Don’t feel bad think about all the people that lost their lives to the gas tank behind the seat on the old gmc and chev trucks and they kept on making them

even fords had tanks behind pick-up seats

 

[snopro]

 

[RXN]

 

[RXN]

 

[Rhodesie]

 

[RXN]

 

[ABMax24]