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Dragonalain

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Kijiji adds the way I see them.

Mint condition =
good from far, just serviced it before you showed up. I ran it 1/2 hour before you got here so it starts nice.

No time to ride =
there's no ****ing snow dumb dumb

Will not last long at this price=
will be here for a while since it's ridiculously over priced and I haven't even looked on kijiji to see how low the other sleds are

New motor=
it seized up and me and buddies threw a new piston in one side...never figured out why that's why she's going down the road.

Low miles=
I want you to think it's low miles but I'm not posting a number, it's a secret.

Reason for selling? Want to upgrade to newer model=
I'm sick of this POS never lasting a whole weekend, passing the headache onto you

"2008 xxxxx xxxxx mod sled"=
sled is 99% owned by a child who installed handguards, monster stickers, 8" bar risers and a can.

Very well maintained =
filled with premium once in a while. Pulled and cleaned off chain case dip stick at beginning of year. Why would a clutch need to be cleaned ?

Need tuning / carbs cleaned ==
I'm stumped. Nothing simple is the problem. Even with my vast knowledge of carbs. Don't worry one lung is at 80psi. 80's the new 125 on these sleds.


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Kijiji adds the way I see them.

Mint condition =
good from far, just serviced it before you showed up. I ran it 1/2 hour before you got here so it starts nice.

No time to ride =
there's no ****ing snow dumb dumb

Will not last long at this price=
will be here for a while since it's ridiculously over priced and I haven't even looked on kijiji to see how low the other sleds are

New motor=
it seized up and me and buddies threw a new piston in one side...never figured out why that's why she's going down the road.

Low miles=
I want you to think it's low miles but I'm not posting a number, it's a secret.

Reason for selling? Want to upgrade to newer model=
I'm sick of this POS never lasting a whole weekend, passing the headache onto you

"2008 xxxxx xxxxx mod sled"=
sled is 99% owned by a child who installed handguards, monster stickers, 8" bar risers and a can.

Very well maintained =
filled with premium once in a while. Pulled and cleaned off chain case dip stick at beginning of year. Why would a clutch need to be cleaned ?

Need tuning / carbs cleaned ==
I'm stumped. Nothing simple is the problem. Even with my vast knowledge of carbs. Don't worry one lung is at 80psi. 80's the new 125 on these sleds.


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So many machines need the carbs cleaned lol. I never new dirty carbs were such a problem until kijiji or people selling stuff on Facebook


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Do these scammers get your email address ? I got three emails asking for a CC info to transfer money. I was gonna play along with them today for a while ?
 

neilsleder

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The first new freightliner I bought was about the same price.

And it says plus taxes!!!! Who is paying that much for trucks? A buddy on face book was selling his 2016 f350 asking $103000 or just take over payments. I can't believe that!


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And it says plus taxes!!!! Who is paying that much for trucks? A buddy on face book was selling his 2016 f350 asking $103000 or just take over payments. I can't believe that!


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Thats insane. Thats not a vehicle payment, thats a mortgage payment. Ya know what they say though, a fool and their money are soon parted!
 
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