Humorous Kijiji Adds

[doorfx]

He thinks $50,000 p/y is a high paying job and he can be pomptous ?? Lol

 

[Thedoityouselfguy]

Came across this Ad on Kijiji and thought I would share it with you guys! For sale - 10000 extra self esteem points (Apex Mountain Turbo)

Date Listed 16-Apr-13 Last Edited 16-Apr-13 Price $5,000.00 Location Calgary For Sale By Owner Make Yamaha Model Apex MTX Year 2006 Kilometers 10400 Engine Displacement (cc) 1000 Colour White


OK guys, here is the machine that’ll make the girls drop their linen and start their grinnin’! This veritable arm and weiner stretching snow rocket will propel you to the top of your riding group’s pecking order and any mountain top you aim the SOB at. It’s so loud that people 3 valleys over will fill their pants when they hear you coming, but you won’t know about it because you are too busy concentrating on not letting the sled kill you. The Timbersled Barkbuster front end coupled with the Yamaha deep keel skis demand every f-ing millisecond of your attention on the trail. Seriously, if this sled even suspects that you’re daydreaming down the trail, it will immediately dart violently and throw you in the rhubard without a shred of remorse. The M-10 skid does only two good things: rides like 1975 Cadillac and keeps the nose down when climbing. It’s an absolute public safety hazard when boondocking,sidehilling,ascending,descending ,or even just sitting there in the middle of a meadow while you have lunch and wait for your cojones to drop again before your next near-death experience. The bodywork is the victim of several encounters with trees, gravity, and many poor riding decisions over the years. Who the heck needs a pretty sled anyways? If this is you, go set your Justin Bieber album to repeat and put a bullet in your head. This turbo monster enters any riding area with the subtlety of Danny Trejo carrying a chainsaw running nitromethane, and has no regard for your personal safety. Its Camo Extreme is starting to shed lugs like a sheep dog sheds hair in the spring, so you may want to look into that at some point. See the pictures? This sled looks nothing like that anymore. First $5000 and a signed death waiver and this missile is yours!

The quick specs:
-2006 Apex 162
-2.5 camo extreme
-M-10 live axle skid
-CR tunnel
-reverse, E-start, heated bars and thumb warmer
-Rox riser
-OFT steering column bushings
-MCX 310 HP turbo kit, runs 240 HP on 91 pump
-Timbersled front end
-Boss Seat
-new chain this year, many new bushings and bearings throughout
-oil changed twice per year

 

[goodngrubby]

This guy should do some research before pawning off his junk.

4 Aluminium Superclamps - Alberta Snowmobiles Parts, Trailers, Accessories For Sale - Kijiji Alberta Canada.

 

[sweld]

http://edmonton.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAd?AdId=550961898


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[sled_wrangler]

http://edmonton.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAd?AdId=550961898


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Hell if I could get one for 8500 I would prolly ride a doo as well ... cant belive I just said that

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[adamg]

I messaged that guy. I can't believe it will work, but if it does I might have to try it.

 

[Braddock54]

"You ever take it off any sweet jumps?"

Great advertising lol.


2010 RMK 800 - Whitehorse Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Whitehorse Canada.

 

[52weekbreak]

This guy should do some research before pawning off his junk.

4 Aluminium Superclamps - Alberta Snowmobiles Parts, Trailers, Accessories For Sale - Kijiji Alberta Canada.

I think it just a typo. He meant Super Crap.

 

[08nytro]

14 k white gold 1.45ct engagement ring for trade - Saskatchewan Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

Check out the open coors can in the cup holder. Haha

 

[52weekbreak]

14 k white gold 1.45ct engagement ring for trade - Saskatchewan Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

Check out the open coors can in the cup holder. Haha

Wonder if the drinking started before or after the proposal? BTW are those man hands?

 

[sweld]

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[Bnorth]

1998 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 4x4 - Edmonton Cars For Sale - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

Mad tite

 

[Bnorth]

Hell if I could get one for 8500 I would prolly ride a doo as well ... cant belive I just said that

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Best part is he's trying to sell his 09 for $7500, look at his other ads.

 

[sled_wrangler]

Best part is he's trying to sell his 09 for $7500, look at his other ads.

Haha did ya check out the truck ... he says its a part of canadian history ... its from the video going for a rip are ya bud !!!!! Lmao

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[Stickyfingers]

MXZ600 Renegade, GSX600 Sport and Triton Trailer - Strathcona County Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Strathcona County Canada.

 

[UkrainianMudKing]

1980 Tauntaun -Great winter driver! - Edmonton Cars For Sale - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

 

[LBZ]

Haha did ya check out the truck ... he says its a part of canadian history ... its from the video going for a rip are ya bud !!!!! Lmao

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I watched that video and it's not the same truck. One in the vid is an old RC/LB Ford.
Either way funny ad and vid!!

 

[sled_wrangler]

I watched that video and it's not the same truck. One in the vid is an old RC/LB Ford.
Either way funny ad and vid!!

I noticed that to but was gonna see if anyone else would pick that up lol thats why I thought that ad was so funny

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[LBZ]

Ya it's a doozy!!

 

[zal]

Not sure if this was posted earlier or not:
18K Engagement Ring - Calgary Jewellery & Watches For Sale - Kijiji Calgary Canada.