Humorous Kijiji Adds

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Local adult film company seeks attractive females to arouse their male talent prior to performing their scenes. You will NOT be on film at all. All fluffing of the male actors is performed back stage and off the filming set. You must be sensual and good with your hands and any other skills necessary to perform the task of arousal. This job pays $500 per day to $2,500 per week. Please respond with the following in an email marked "Fluffer Girls":

1. Three photos including face and full body pics.
2. Prior adult related work experience.
3. When you are available to start work.
4. Why are you a good fit for this position?

 

[CUSO]

Ya some perv.
probably that camera guy earlier on here.

Local adult film company seeks attractive females to arouse their male talent prior to performing their scenes. You will NOT be on film at all. All fluffing of the male actors is performed back stage and off the filming set. You must be sensual and good with your hands and any other skills necessary to perform the task of arousal. This job pays $500 per day to $2,500 per week. Please respond with the following in an email marked "Fluffer Girls":

1. Three photos including face and full body pics.
2. Prior adult related work experience.
3. When you are available to start work.
4. Why are you a good fit for this position?

 

[adamg]

Reminds me of...

 

[Braddock54]

Reminds me of...

Holy crap I laughed at 'get two birds stoned at once'. Such gold.

 

[adamg]

The entire run of the show is like that - damn hilarious.
"I asked for a lady, not Cory and Trevor!"

 

[Braddock54]

You lookin at my gut? I saw ya. What are ya lookin at ma gut fer?

 

[gibsons]

MINT 2013 PROCLIMB 1100 TURBO 153 - Saskatchewan Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

 

[sumx54]

Shaggin wagon - Alberta RV For Sale - Kijiji Alberta Canada.

 

[gibsons]

not cheezy, but pretty cool. can't believe the condition.honda 70 - Saskatchewan ATV For Sale - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

 

[imdoo'n]

not cheezy, but pretty cool. can't believe the condition.honda 70 - Saskatchewan ATV For Sale - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

that looks like new, very nice bike

 

[sumx54]

not cheezy, but pretty cool. can't believe the condition.honda 70 - Saskatchewan ATV For Sale - Kijiji Saskatchewan Canada.

I'd snap it up if it were closer or I had a way to get it delivered.

 

[Trashy]

Shaggin wagon - Alberta RV For Sale - Kijiji Alberta Canada.

You could hand out a LOT of candy, with a rig like that

 

[Clode]

You could hand out a LOT of candy, with a rig like that

thats just wrong !!!! lol

 

[Ron H]

8 BRAND SPANKING NEW STYROFOAM CUPS!!! - Edmonton Electronics For Sale - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

 

[snopro]

8 BRAND SPANKING NEW STYROFOAM CUPS!!! - Edmonton Electronics For Sale - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

HaHa!!

 

[Scuba]

Here is a good one for the boys travelling from the maritimes> CHEATING SPOUSE BACK HOME? Hire a Private Investigator - Financial & Legal Services in Fort McMurray - Kijiji Fort McMurray Canada.

 

[CUSO]

Wowsers!

 

[CUSO]

looks like he will be sitting on the fence for a while... LOL

**2009 skidoo XP 800** - Edmonton Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

 

[snopro]

looks like he will be sitting on the fence for a while... LOL

**2009 skidoo XP 800** - Edmonton Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

Yeppers! You can buy a new 2014 Sport pretty much for that with warranty and T motion. Guy must be living in lalala land.

 

[Stickyfingers]

he was one of the people that overpaid when these came out
1000 Summit X 2005 - Alberta Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Alberta Canada.