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[gates559]

Yeah, ya gotta say cash, I know that makes me cream when someone low balls the crap out of me but says CASH.

If he does say yes to the 500, you then need to (In typical kijiji fashion) never contact him again.
Or.... after he says yes he will take 500 (CASH) you then email him back and tell him you have no way to get it you need it delivered.

 

[Braddock54]

Cash is the most valuable form of currency. It is worth more than other mediums of dough, such as cheques, bank transfers, bank drafts. It is worth half again the value of these. See, now don't low ball offers make sense.

 

[Bogger]

when someone offers me a "cash" price I usually respond by telling them I was hoping for goats and chickens but I would consider an increased cash offer based on the current market value of livestock, rarely do they reply

Cash is the most valuable form of currency. It is worth more than other mediums of dough, such as cheques, bank transfers, bank drafts. It is worth half again the value of these. See, now don't low ball offers make sense.

 

[Braddock54]

I'm looking at a 120 for my little guy for this year. So I find a Polaris 120 for less than 2K. Ok deal I figure, looks in good shape. I have seen this same sled listed quite a few times, taken off Kijiji for a couple days, put back on, taken off. On and off since the end of the season. Always put on for the same price again, same pictures. Then I inquire about it, still says firm on 1700. Ask for more pictures. Never sends any...such a fail. Grr.

 

[Bogger]

Overall even with the brain deads I love Kijiji. We just picked up a solid oak dining room set worth over $3000 for $500 and a mix & match of antique & contemporary living room furniture for $600, when my wife was pricing out what she was after new the tab would have been north of $7000, this way she is happy and my cheap azz only had to shell out $1100, now I get to shop for a new to me boat....lol

 

[gates559]

I usually just tell them that as long as the cash is all canadian silver dollars I will except.

 

[gates559]

If you know anyone going to the U.S.A they are pretty cheap there. I went last year and picked up a 2008 ski doo mini z 120, like new real cheap for my daughter, There are lots of them on craigslist for sale. I could have got any brand I wanted. It was easy to bring back as well.

 

[Braddock54]

If you know anyone going to the U.S.A they are pretty cheap there. I went last year and picked up a 2008 ski doo mini z 120, like new real cheap for my daughter, There are lots of them on craigslist for sale. I could have got any brand I wanted. It was easy to bring back as well.

Alaska craigslist is pretty dry for them. I called a Polaris dealer, and he stated that they can't sell to Canucks. Apparently they got into trouble for it...I told him I didn't care about warranty on a 120. If I was buying a new 800, that would be different. He said that the only way around it (as he said 'wink wink') was to get an Alaskan PO Box. Which wouldn't be hard.

So much for north american free trade right?

 

[AreWeThereYet]

What about an address here, this is what alot of people use

 

[byronkentgraham]

What about an address here, this is what alot of people use

Lots of companies won't ship to Canada and if they do the price is outrageous.

 

[Braddock54]

Yeah might look into the PO Box in AK. Its only a two hour drive...a lot of online places will ship a ton of stuff for free within the US. Restrictions on Alaska mind you, but better than getting bent over a barrel getting a US company to ship to Canada.

Sorry, kind of derailed this thread. I'm going to look for some mannequin body parts on Kijiji now.

 

[Braddock54]

2013 Renegade BackCountry X 800 E-Tech R - Whitehorse Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Whitehorse Canada.

Must sell!!! 13' Doo Backcountry X. 650 Km.

For 13 dollars and 95 cents, less than what he paid (MSRP 14299 x 1.05) = 15013.05.

Yeesuz. This fool be crazy. But lets be clear. He must sell it.

 

[Braddock54]

I'm whoring, but heres another dream weaver.

2008 rev-xp summit 800 - Yukon Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Yukon Canada.

 

[CUSO]

Ya, Completely snow tight, with split "skies"
LMAO!!

I'm whoring, but heres another dream weaver.

2008 rev-xp summit 800 - Yukon Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Yukon Canada.

 

[Braddock54]

Labour - Yukon Services - Kijiji Yukon Canada.

who do you call when you need something done?

The stronght french guy with the truck.

That's who.

 

[Braddock54]

2007 GMC Sierra 2500hd - Whitehorse Cars For Sale - Kijiji Whitehorse Canada.

this truck also made an appearance in the 'cheesiest' thread

 

[gates559]

must be someone on here that seen there truck and has decide to sell lol

 

[DaveB]

Quad for sale - Polaris Scrambler 400 - Red Deer ATV For Sale - Kijiji Red Deer Canada.

Nice over-bore job....

 

[SLEDBUNNYRACING]

Quad for sale - Polaris Scrambler 400 - Red Deer ATV For Sale - Kijiji Red Deer Canada.

Nice over-bore job....

600 ---- Realy???

 

[tex78]

Must be a typo. Baaaaaaaaaaaa



Mabe a 406 kind of thing.

Either way looking at the quad 2 g is still too much with a redone engine.

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