Humorous Kijiji Adds

[goodngrubby]

just about spewed water all over the keyboard when i came across this one
do you need to go for drug test? - Edmonton Skilled Trade Jobs - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

What?! Things are slow...I need the cash. I was selling sperm, but the Jergens bill was eating up the profits.

 

[storm1972]

What?! Things are slow...I need the cash. I was selling sperm, but the Jergens bill was eating up the profits.

hahahhahahh that is quite an ad, maybe you should reply to it and see how much he is selling it for , think of the overhead and work you could save yourself lol

Wish i had known there was a market for this kind of thing about 2 months ago, this is oil country that guys business must be booming with all the half cut rig hands out here

 

[lloydguy]

that add is gone now?wtf? I missed it

 

[storm1972]

that add is gone now?wtf? I missed it

lol you snooze ya loose lol, i got a great laugh out of it.. pretty sure grubby is filling bottles as we speak

 

[lloydguy]

You live in Wetaskewin Storm or by it,my sister lives by Faulin.I heard you got a decent
dump of snow there.I might load up and head that way soon,cause there aint much to ride on here.

 

[goodngrubby]

lol you snooze ya loose lol, i got a great laugh out of it.. pretty sure grubby is filling bottles as we speak

I'm drinking water like a 2 hump camel. Got the wife rounding up every bottle with a sealable lid....I'll be retired by this time next year.

 

[byronkentgraham]

Carbon fiber 509 XL helmet - Fort McMurray Snowmobiles Parts, Trailers, Accessories For Sale - Kijiji Fort McMurray Canada.

I dont really mean to make fun,but I don't understand how people expect to sell things?

Actually a good price for that helmet. Lot's of Moto riders wear them because of how light they are

 

[storm1972]

You live in Wetaskewin Storm or by it,my sister lives by Faulin.I heard you got a decent
dump of snow there.I might load up and head that way soon,cause there aint much to ride on here.

yeah we got a very good dumping of snow here been seeing some machines out pounding the ditches here and there

 

[AprilO]

1999 sled for sale - Alberta Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Alberta Canada.
that add will sell it fast especially at that price.
1992 Yamaha Vmax 4 - Alberta Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Alberta Canada.
another fast seller
1996 Ultra 680 Triple new motor - Alberta Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Alberta Canada.
another priced for quick sale

people are nuts..........

Hilarious I wouldn't take that sled to the mountain! Eeek!!


2007 Summit Rev 800
2006 Suzuki Vinson 500
2004 GMC Sierra 1500

 

[AprilO]

$9000 holly chit !!!!! Maybe i should ask him to trade for my turbo m8 with cash on top ???

It's up for $5000 now lol


2007 Summit Rev 800
2006 Suzuki Vinson 500
2004 GMC Sierra 1500

 

[JBDoo]

Here's a good one. I hope he muds better than he spells...lol

need drywall mudding and taping done (cheap) - Edmonton Skilled trades & Construction Services - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

 

[Turbo_Albertan]

Here's a good one. I hope he muds better than he spells...lolneed drywall mudding and taping done (cheap) - Edmonton Skilled trades & Construction Services - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

What a dipsh!t lol, I don't think I would call him.

 

[JaySimon]

Holy shizz, that is some horrible spelling....

Wouldn't inspire (sorry, enspirre) confidence.

 

[MrHankey]

u dnt hve to b abl to spell 2 b a driwaller ,hell i bet he doose awsome wrk,hve wrkd with mant tht could not read or rite but were good at what they did

 

[JaySimon]

u dnt hve to b abl to spell 2 b a driwaller ,hell i bet he doose awsome wrk,hve wrkd with mant tht could not read or rite but were good at what they did

Thats true, but you need to be able to spell if you want to work in marketing/advertising.

Can't find much drywall work if nobody answers your ad, knowhatimean?

 

[teamgreen]

$200/day WANTED: HYPE MAN or HYPE WOMAN IF SHE IS HOT - Calgary Part-Time, Student Jobs - Kijiji Calgary Canada.

 

[byronkentgraham]

$200/day WANTED: HYPE MAN or HYPE WOMAN IF SHE IS HOT - Calgary Part-Time, Student Jobs - Kijiji Calgary Canada.

I was gonna apply until I saw that he listens to LMFAO

 

[Murminator]

Here's a good one. I hope he muds better than he spells...lol

need drywall mudding and taping done (cheap) - Edmonton Skilled trades & Construction Services - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

Hmm Quadtrash is advertising in Edmonton now???

 

[JaySimon]

Sexy Beast Tractor & Loader Brand Spank'n New - Cranbrook Farming Equipment For Sale - Kijiji Cranbrook Canada.

Get this one in ya

 

[poo88]

Sexy Beast Tractor & Loader Brand Spank'n New - Cranbrook Farming Equipment For Sale - Kijiji Cranbrook Canada.

Get this one in ya

Haha that is hilarious

Sent from a phone likely at work