Humorous Kijiji Adds

[Shadam]

a couple of hundred drunk people tearing up his farm and roads and leaving trash everywhere ...

sounds like fun eh?

I hope he has STARS on speed dial ...

 

[Braddock54]

a couple of hundred drunk people tearing up his farm and roads and leaving trash everywhere ...

sounds like fun eh?

I hope he has STARS on speed dial ...

He did say it would be just like Fast and Furious. Meaning car crashes with no injuries or deaths, and a plethora of hot women.

 

[imdoo'n]

the guy has had 86 hits so far. wonder what the law enforcement will say. wants to run on the road too.

 

[chemmod]

Really wy would you need a hand held gas hammer drill a good Hilti drill can do the job lol.

New-Gas Rotary Hammer Drill - Calgary Cars & Vehicles For Sale - Kijiji Calgary Canada.

They don't tell you what is really supposed to be attached to the end....

 

[KatMan]

not a funny kijji ad, funny linkedin profile. could be a new trend







[h=2]Background[/h][h=3]Experience[/h][h=4]slave labour to wife[/h][h=5]Rosedale Gardens[/h]January 2010 – Present (3 years 4 months)I am now employed by my wife. Apparently I require exstensive training in all areas such as listening, accepting new tasks, sensitivity and of course putting the lid back down.

 

[higher n you]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...t-motorhome-youll-ever-see-W0QQAdIdZ471100490

 

[CUSO]

HAHA "stabbin' cabin"

Best ad in a while!!

 

[doorfx]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAd?AdId=472622498

 

[hbar218]

CAN AM DS650 BAJA - Calgary ATV For Sale - Kijiji Calgary Canada.

Whats so humorous?

 

[doorfx]

Whats so humorous?

It got changed. It just said bike.

 

[adamg]

2013 Ski-doo Summit 800 - Brandon Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Brandon Canada.
Sticker price was $10000 for that sled all winter long in the showroom.

 

[Bnorth]

2013 Ski-doo Summit 800 - Brandon Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Brandon Canada.
Sticker price was $10000 for that sled all winter long in the showroom.

Yeah but they don't have monster and slednecks stickers.

 

[doorfx]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAd?AdId=435667041

 

[Bogger]

doomsday prepper - Alberta Community - Kijiji Alberta Canada.

[h=1]doomsday prepper[/h]

Date Listed 11-Apr-13 Address Calgary, AB, Canada looking for a couple that are preparing for the end of time.. i have many skill assets as well as my wife. were looking to group with people that share the same thoughts. anyone in and around calgary is welcome to link up with us.. send me an email we will get to planning Visits: 20

 

[Bogger]

Firewalk Instructor Training Certification - Edmonton Community - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

 

[Shadam]

thats just the project I need, and the price is right ...

1975 ski doo - Calgary ATV Parts, Trailers, Accessories For Sale - Kijiji Calgary , Alberta Canada.

 

[magnet]

http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...points-Apex-Mountain-Turbo-W0QQAdIdZ475336364



Thought this was a good one

 

[Bogger]

guy sounds like a pompus azz....

For sale - 10000 extra self esteem points (Apex Mountain Turbo) - Alberta Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Alberta Canada.



Thought this was a good one

 

[adamg]

guy sounds like a pompus azz....

Yamaha owner, eh?

jk!

 

[Mike270412]

Kinda what I was thinkin;kinda guy that would threaten a hobbit's life via choke-hold in a crowded bar.

guy sounds like a pompus azz....