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[goodngrubby]

Remember Bruce Banner...remember The Incredible Hulk...well thats what happens to you when you step inside this beast of insanity. Black gamma rays practically pulse from this FOUR WHEEL DRIVE BAD BOY! I mean come on, look at it, it looks like it could smash through a building and then play chicken with a tank. All you out there that want your cake and eat it too, try this on for size. Leather seats, sunroof, nerf bars, tow package, and a Bose sound system to rock out and announce yourself to all who would commit evil. Whoever thought of the stupid Sprite commercial of "image is nothing, thirst is everything" needs to suck down a tall glass of Hummer 2 and realize IMAGE IS EVERYTHING!!!

DRAGON POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well...I am getting prepared for the zombie apocalypse...might just make a bid

Make sure he throws in the white glasses.

 

[sirkdev]

Holy crap what are the chances, I was looking for one of those!

 

[AreWeThereYet]

Not sure if this has been posted yet. Anyone need a hunting rig?

2008 HUMMER H2 Black Knight SUV - Zombie Apocalypse Machine - Calgary Cars For Sale - Kijiji Calgary Canada.

Congratulations that dude just candy coated what was already a piece of shat, looks, smells and tastes like shat,.. probably is. What a retarded piece of craptastic junkosaurus all that is missing is his He-man lookalike jumpsuit.

 

[Puba]

Why are you such a hater? lol

Congratulations that dude just candy coated what was already a piece of shat, looks, smells and tastes like shat,.. probably is. What a retarded piece of craptastic junkosaurus all that is missing is his He-man lookalike jumpsuit.

 

[CUSO]

WOW It's screeeming: "GAWD BLESS 'MERICA" LMAO!!

Imagine cleaning that thing?

Not sure if this has been posted yet. Anyone need a hunting rig?

2008 HUMMER H2 Black Knight SUV - Zombie Apocalypse Machine - Calgary Cars For Sale - Kijiji Calgary Canada.

 

[byronkentgraham]

WOW It's screeeming: "GAWD BLESS 'MERICA" LMAO!!

Imagine cleaning that thing?

a drum of kerosene and a match would clean it right up.

 

[Mike270412]

Can't believe people aren't taking the zombie apocalypse seriously...

 

[sirkdev]

Can't believe people aren't taking the zombie apocalypse seriously...

I guess you have not seen "doomsday preppers" on tv?

 

[AreWeThereYet]

Can't believe people aren't taking the zombie apocalypse seriously...

You obviously haven't seen my firearms collections and hand to hand combat melee weaponry

 

[gibsons]

I was looking at buying a 223 and seen you can get zombie killer ammo made by hornady. thought that was kinda funny

 

[Mike270412]

Impending Zombie Apocalypse got you worried? - Edmonton Cars For Sale - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

 

[Mike270412]

Apocalypse Expert - Alberta Services - Kijiji Alberta Canada.

 

[KatMan]

Impending Zombie Apocalypse got you worried? - Edmonton Cars For Sale - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

"nut up or shut up"

 

[Flatlander_01]

[h=1]Life Sucks[/h]

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View larger image Date Listed 15-Jun-12 Last Edited 17-Jun-12 Price $27,500.00 Address Grande Prairie, AB T8V 8B9, Canada For Sale By Owner Year 2013 Colour Black Well things were going good in my life. I had it all, a new boat, a good job, lots of money, nice car, good friends, no kids and endless amounts of lady lovin'! I must admit that i look pretty damn good in my under armour spandex undies. Things really couldn't have been better, until it all ended in a couple seconds of pure ecstacy. Blah, Blah, Blah, Thats right you guessed it, I knocked up the town pump! Now because i am legally obligated to support the my own bloodline (or "hell spawn" which ever you prefer), and more importantly to say out of the klink (in jail i suspect i will have the reverse of lady lovin), i must liquidate everything i own. I am being forced to sell my one and only true love a 2013 Four Winns H190SS. Shoot me an email and I might consider a baby bedroom set as trade. UPDATE: Please call me for the specific's about the boat. I no longer can afford internet. I only get to the library every other weekend for my surfing needs. UPDATE JUNE 16: SOLD!!!!

 

[bigz64]

Life Sucks

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View larger image Date Listed 15-Jun-12 Last Edited 17-Jun-12 Price $27,500.00 Address Grande Prairie, AB T8V 8B9, Canada For Sale By Owner Year 2013 Colour Black Well things were going good in my life. I had it all, a new boat, a good job, lots of money, nice car, good friends, no kids and endless amounts of lady lovin'! I must admit that i look pretty damn good in my under armour spandex undies. Things really couldn't have been better, until it all ended in a couple seconds of pure ecstacy. Blah, Blah, Blah, Thats right you guessed it, I knocked up the town pump! Now because i am legally obligated to support the my own bloodline (or "hell spawn" which ever you prefer), and more importantly to say out of the klink (in jail i suspect i will have the reverse of lady lovin), i must liquidate everything i own. I am being forced to sell my one and only true love a 2013 Four Winns H190SS. Shoot me an email and I might consider a baby bedroom set as trade. UPDATE: Please call me for the specific's about the boat. I no longer can afford internet. I only get to the library every other weekend for my surfing needs. UPDATE JUNE 16: SOLD!!!!

rubbers would have been the cheaper option

 

[Flatlander_01]

rubbers are for sailors and queers

 

[Summiteer]

Can't believe people aren't taking the zombie apocalypse seriously...

According to the guy that wrote the book on surviving the zombie apocalypse, the .22 is the ultimate zombie killer. Ammo can be found everywhere and you can carry thousands of rounds pretty easily. He was on Sons of Guns a while back. They did up a nice 10/22 up in a bullpup frame with a 50 round mag for him.
try walking around with 1000 rounds of .223 in your backpack. Gotta shoot them in the head anyway. .17 hmr might be nice too, give you a little more range.

 

[byronkentgraham]

According to the guy that wrote the book on surviving the zombie apocalypse, the .22 is the ultimate zombie killer. Ammo can be found everywhere and you can carry thousands of rounds pretty easily. He was on Sons of Guns a while back. They did up a nice 10/22 up in a bullpup frame with a 50 round mag for him.
try walking around with 1000 rounds of .223 in your backpack. Gotta shoot them in the head anyway. .17 hmr might be nice too, give you a little more range.

If it has a 50 round clip it is a 50/22 not 10/22

 

[rzrgade]

Some chick on Kijiji was trying to sell me home made green bottle brooms.............who da thought..........

 

[bigz64]

rubbers are for sailors and queers

and obviously people how have to sell all their ch!t to support some offspring