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[Puba]

Joey?????

I wonder if this is a sign....
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[cdnredneck_t3]

How to destroy the resale value of an entire generation of a sled family:
Brand New Arctic Cat 2012 M800 C/W 0 Miles and reduced pricing - Regina Area Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Regina Area Canada.

I see it as a fair price. It is a 2 year old leftover sled depreciated about 25%. I think some people expecting a used sled with 1500KM on it to only drop $1500-$2000 off of what they paid are dreaming.

 

[Braddock54]

I see it as a fair price. It is a 2 year old leftover sled depreciated about 25%. I think some people expecting a used sled with 1500KM on it to only drop $1500-$2000 off of what they paid are dreaming.

Yeah I think that's a good deal on that PC. But I see your point Adam.

 

[adamg]

If you can buy a new one with warranty for $10k, what is a 2 year old used one with no warranty worth? $7k? And considering guys paid $12k 2 years ago, that's $5k depreciation in 2 years, which is more than normal.

 

[goodngrubby]

Looks like somebody drank the bong water.

Polaris RAZOR S LE - Edmonton ATV For Sale - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

 

[Mike270412]

[h=1]2008 Honda 125 MX .. Fast as friggen hell![/h]

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View larger image Date Listed 16-Oct-13 Last Edited 16-Oct-13 Price $3,200.00 Address Edmonton, AB, Canada View map For Sale By Owner Make Honda Model CR Year 2008 Engine Displacement (cc) 125 Description Hi it's Bob here .. up for grabs is my practise bike. Turns heads like friggen crazy! .. The powerband just grabs and snaps .. I garentee you will get majer arm pump from this tork ... My nefew wasnt ready for how insane the powerband was when he dumped the cluch and broke his back ... This bike is NOT for beginers!! .. I can handel the power prety good but its cuz i've been riding for longer than your dad and I do curls and stuff. Feechers and specs... full bottom and top powerband full nobs on tires full gas tank black race fenders aftermarket prolink shocks choke control system modded seat for woops new grip .. other one still missing .. sure ill find it around the yard somewere .. electric ignishon sparker oil changed every season new front rite break pad Price wont last long at this price .. if you think you can handel this kind of mashene shoot me a text; 403 467 2968

 

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[250mark1]

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2008. Ya ok maybe 1988 lol. I think he has an extra zero on his price

 

[neilsleder]

2008. Ya ok maybe 1988 lol. I think he has an extra zero on his price

And it's a 250 not a 125. You can tell bye the pipe.


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[sweld]

http://edmonton.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAd?AdId=534584355


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[john s]

http://edmonton.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAd?AdId=534584355


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Lol wonder what he gets up to in that I personally would of said two person lol.


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[green-horn]

1997 Jeep Cherokee (XJ)
220K Miles
4.0 L in-line 6
4WD
AUTOMATIC Transmission
Bright Red
Straight Stock
Crank Windows, no cruise, no tilt, no delay wiper, no nonsense
POWER MIRRORS! Woo Hoo!

$1750

Here's the deal, kids:
This is a Jeep Cherokee. This is not a luxury SUV, or a maintenance-free disposable import. It has solid front axles, wind noise, and character.
It's a Jeep. It rides like a Jeep. It drives like a Jeep. All of these are GOOD things.
It is not new, it is not pristine, it is used. This will be apparent in the pictures.


If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and bitch a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bull**** job where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.


If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL and consider adverse weather an excuse to do stupid ****: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.
Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate?
Have you ever uttered the words, "Hold my beer and watch this ..."?
While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, "I could hit that from here with the .22 ..."?
Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun?
Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?
When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you consider taking on another project?
Is your ol' lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage?
-could you not care less?
Do you have Jalopnik saved on your laptop AND smartphone?
Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?
Do you still miss your first ride?
Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks?
Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars?
Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion?


If you answered in the affirmative to the preceding: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.

DETAILS:
-I am the second owner. First owner barely got it dirty and engaged the front axles once.
-I have remedied this excessive caretaking with muddy roads and a pile of fun.
-The motor uses a little oil. How much? I don't know, I'm not collecting statistical analysis points.
I check the oil, I fill the oil, I drive. Not enough to bother me.
-It leaks a little oil. How much? Not enough for me to care. It has 220,000 miles, Poindexter!
If you have a vehicle with 220K NOT leaking or burning oil, it's empty!
-Rear bumper has a big-ass crease in it. I dented it backing into a concrete pole. Sober.
We drove away giggling, for the record. Haven't fixed it.
-Driver's side door was caught by the wind, whipped forward, got into the LF quarter panel.
-Radiator has a small leak. Pinhole. I can replace the radiator or you can. Really doesn't matter
A new radiator and hoses will run $145. If you don't want to replace them I will.
Add $250 to the price of vehicle. This includes radiator, hoses, and labor (beer). A freaking bargain.
-The badass little 4.0L bullet-proof in-line six starts and runs like the proverbial champ.
-Tranny and 4WD operate perfectly
-Tires will need replaced in a couple thousand miles. I haven't upgraded because I had plans:
Had planned a small lift, upgrade to 17" Wrangler wheels, and more aggressive tires.
Life got in the way - it ain't happening.
-Zombie stickers on the right rear window stay. My daughter's idea, take it up with her.
-Flogging Molly sticker stays as well. They kick ass, so there.

QUESTIONS:
-Why are you selling?
I can't justify owning it anymore. Motorsickles, kiddos, work, travel, and beer have consumed my time and money.
Someone else needs to appreciate the Jeep for what it is: awesome mechanical artistry.

-What's wrong with it?
Radiator. Small oil leaks. Driver's side door cosmetic issues.
And it's pissed it has been neglected and parked. It needs rescued.

-Does the 4WD work?
Hell yes. Like a Dickensian Orphan.

-Will you sell me the [engine / tranny / rear door / axle / etc.]?
No. I'm not in the salvage business. Buy the Jeep. Love the Jeep. Give the Jeep a home.

-Will you take [insert ridiculously stupid low number here]?
No. If I wanted [ridiculously low number] I would have asked [ridiculously low number]
Want a cheap car? Get your kid that lowered tuner piece of **** honda project down the road.
I think I'm plenty cheap for this bad mofo.

-Why is it still stock?
Because I bought it for a daily driver with the intention of turning it into a project.
I haven't had the time to do so. So I am selling it.

-Can I put a 6" lift and giant tires on it?
I don't give a ****. But be sure to use quality components and for God's sake - get it aligned after a lift!

-Would this make a good car for my daughter?
Hell. Yes. Not only a good car, a learning experience. Introduction to vehicular maintenance.
Additionally, there isn't really enough room in the back for that little bastard she's dating to try anything.

-Can you deliver?
Within reason. I'd drive it a hundred miles or so. But really, you should come get it. Look it over. Have a beer. Etc.

-Will you take a check / cashier's check / Western Union Transfer / Nigerian Promissory Note?
Would you take a ball pein hammer to the forehead?
No. I'll take Cash. Period. Bring cash or don't show.

-Will you ship to -?
No. See above.

-No, really, all I have is [lowball dollar amount]?
That's great, I don't give a ****. Unicef ain't running this deal, and until they do I want $1750.
Why? Because I don't HAVE to sell this little beauty. Truth be known, I'd rather keep it.
But if it's going to a good home - I will sell. Unless you're an a-hole - then no sale.

-Why are you such a dick?
Everything is relative; you should see my friends.

Any other questions, feel free to reply to this email and ask.

 

[Bogger]

That's kick azz....

 

[Mike270412]

That's kick azz....

-No, really, all I have is [lowball dollar amount]?
That's great, I don't give a ****. Unicef ain't running this deal, and until they do I want $1750.
Why? Because I don't HAVE to sell this little beauty. Truth be known, I'd rather keep it.
But if it's going to a good home - I will sell. Unless you're an a-hole - then no sale.

-Why are you such a dick?
Everything is relative; you should see my friends.

 

[-lenny-]

2008 Ford F-350 Lariat Pickup Truck ***** CHECK OUT THE PRICE ** - Edmonton Cars For Sale - Kijiji Edmonton Canada.

Involved in vehicular homicide?

Pissed wife selling cheating husbands truck?

 

[Summit 1000]

[h=1]2008GMC Sierra 2500HD SLT Truck extended cab[/h]

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View larger image Date Listed 18-Oct-13 Price $32,000.00 Address Kamloops, BC, Canada View map For Sale By Owner Make GMC Model Sierra 2500 Year 2008 Kilometers 44000 Body Type Pickup Truck Transmission Automatic Colour Grey Drivetrain 4 x 4 Type Used Fuel Type Diesel Description Auto Loan hey everyone i have GMC truck Sierra 2500HD 2008 Duramax Diesel engine 6.6 with turbo supercharger makes u the king of the road this amazing truck has been recently bought from a nice lady who used the truck to travel all around Canada for work when i bought it from here the milage on the truck is close to 500000 km never been on off roads or unpaved roads. i have replaced most of the parts on the car (anything below 60% of its quality) with new parts from the dealer and here is what i have done to the truck to make it look like a brand new truck 1-replace the original engine with another engine that has only 42000 km on it . 2- the original rebuilt the transmission recently and i did the transmission service and check . 3- new turbo 4-change the steering pump rebuilt the front end so that nothing will shake when u are driving. 5-change the air bag helper with new kit 6-undercoat the frame of the truck tp protect from the rust with warranty. 7-the speed cruse with new parts 8-replace the wipers motor with new one 9- replace the brake hoses with new ones 4-changing the fuel pump and clean the fuel circulation (not even one drop of the diesel will be wasted. 5-clean the coolant circulation and add high winter efficient cooler) 6- new rims each cost 200 7-50 points check 8- did computer scan for the entire truck and no code at all so no problem at all u will face when u are driving these are the majors stuff that i have made for this beauty and everything have been done on GMC dealer only 1. i paid close to 18000( i have all the bills) for the workshop. i didn't have any problem at all with old parts , its just for the peace of mind you can come to the Gmc dealer and do the check by your self if u are not satisfied with my reports the minor stuff include new oil , power steering's oil ..... etc all the fluid in the truck the beauty also has 1-fifth wheel hitch A-ball 2-custem colors (black and grey ) this truck is ideal for work all kind of towing ( horse trailers , flat trailers , Rvs.... etc) the truck from inside looks like an air plane , its very huge and comfortable. when u are driving i guaranty that u will drive on the side of the road as u will be scared to drove over small cars. just like a monster- with respectful powerful engine sound- on the road . there is not even one small dent in the body and i also took it to the body shop to shine the car. so its amazing deal for people how knows how much this truck outside no mechanical nor electrctrical problems small or big (guaranteed) , was driven only on highways by a lady (so its been taken care of ) . the only reason i am selling the car is i have done my work contract and i need money thank you so much for giving me the time to read my post please call me at 2508085755 i promise u wont regret this amazing deal also i am open to trade with 2008 veichle and above (ofcourse anything worth more than 25000 $) or any car plus cash a regular truck like this worths over 35000 , no customization and the mileage on the engine is over 200000, mine its just like brand new truck with a lower price emails and texts will be ignored , if u are a serious buyer call me please Visits: 146​

 

[doorfx]

http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-ViewAd?AdId=535574444

2002 just had its first service lol

 

[Rocky Mountain KingFisher]

-Can you deliver?
Within reason. I'd drive it a hundred miles or so. But really, you should come get it. Look it over. Have a beer. Etc.

Can i just come over and have some beers?

 

[Shadam]

ok so you know I'm a bit obsessed with the RT1000's ... just a little eh?

where do I start on this one ???

2006 custom summit - Fort McMurray Snowmobiles For Sale - Kijiji Fort McMurray Canada.

$12,000 ???

350hp at 16psi ... I call bullsheet. I could be wrong but I don't believe the motor can take that much heat for more than 10seconds, if that. they all fail at the same spot. Does anyone know of this engine that has been successfully turbo'ed with pull and go reliability ???

wot is the go with the drop and roll cases on both sides ??? please explain? looks like a rock/stump magnet. the chain case is very vonerable at teh best of times on these machines.

kinda funny ... partial trade on a sled ... for the wife and cash ... huh ???

 

[Scuba]

Brand new stock tires and rims from 2013 F350 Platinum - Fort McMurray Tires, Rims For Sale - Kijiji Fort McMurray Canada.

Just another step back for us up in mcmurray. Another dbag trying to get way more than what something is worth.