Hubby?

[~Rowdy~]

I went on a couple dates with a guy a year or so ago...he sent me a text one day that read "Have a good night...scooby puppy kisses"...

I think a man of at least 35 texting a girl scooby puppy kisses blows hubby and wifey outt
a the water. I threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[JaySimon]

I went on a couple dates with a guy a year or so ago...he sent me a text one day that read "Have a good night...scooby puppy kisses"...
I think a man of at least 35 texting a girl scooby puppy kisses blows hubby and wifey outta the water. I threw up in my mouth a little.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA'

*deep breath*



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[~Rowdy~]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA'

*deep breath*



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

see...told ya! Scooby Puppy Kisses...WTF!!

 

[NosRX1]

see...told ya! Scooby Puppy Kisses...WTF!!

Too funny...and are you still with him today?...hehe!:d

 

[~Rowdy~]

Too funny...and are you still with him today?...hehe!:d

haha umm no...I never went out with him again after that. Funniest thing was he was a teacher for the safety courses I was taking...everytime I had him in class again I could only think of that, lol

 

[Bogger]

I went on a couple dates with a guy a year or so ago...he sent me a text one day that read "Have a good night...scooby puppy kisses"...

I think a man of at least 35 texting a girl scooby puppy kisses blows hubby and wifey outt
a the water. I threw up in my mouth a little.

Maybe "puppy" was an autocorrect error......

Just sayin....

Safety guys are all dorks anyway......

 

[JaySimon]

Maybe "puppy" was an autocorrect error......

Just sayin....

Safety guys are all dorks anyway......

So you think he really meant 'Scooby pu$$y kisses'?

That might even be more weird.

 

[~Rowdy~]

So you think he really meant 'Scooby pu$$y kisses'?

That might even be more weird.

Ewwwww

 

[~Rowdy~]

Maybe "puppy" was an autocorrect error......

Just sayin....

Safety guys are all dorks anyway......

He was a HOT safety guy...dork or not. mmmm

 

[Bogger]

He was a HOT safety guy...dork or not. mmmm

Sounds like me.... but pretty sure it wasn't....

 

[~Rowdy~]

Sounds like me.... but pretty sure it wasn't....

It it was two of you tall maybe...

 

[SledMamma]

Actually I love cooking especially on the BBQ. I do a mean salmon fillet with brown sugar and some secret spices! mmmmmmmm
I think I cant find the one! I have tried hard to find a good wifey! but apparently i'm too self sufficient. something about feeling like she is truly needed???? I dunno. work my ass off to be a good provider come home cook and clean up after myself and apparently thats not good enough. do you know what that even means? too self sufficient? honestly none of my friends have ever heard a woman say that? me neither till that day! LOL

I will be honest... we women just make chit up. She probably doesn't know what it means either. And really, she probably thought she wanted a man who was self-sufficient, but then realized that she didn't changed her mind becuase she can, and went the other direction. Women are fickle. And catty. And nice guys: finish last.

Advice: attract a nice girl- be kind, but don't kiss her ass. Keep her on her toes with some well-placed "Bagface" comments when its likely to be taken humorously. Play a little hard to get and be sure not to quit hanging with your friends, going sledding, etc., just for her. Mix in a sprinkle of azzhat and watch her run, then reel in the fish again. Do that for a little while and keep her on her toes. Because in the end it is true, in case I didn't mention it, that NICE GUYS FINISH LAST.

Sorry bag-face, got busy doing other stuff. When does the ol' man get back? In time for quadding season to start?

Old man is back the end of March/beginning of April to go SLEDDING, because NOOOOOOO it is not quadding season. Shut your mouth when you are talking to me

 

[Bogger]

We don't always finish last......

Round two is much better than round one so far......

 

[JaySimon]

Nice guys finish last, but then she's usually too dang tired to make a sandwich.

Finishing first is a sound decision for the sandwich heavy investor.

 

[DaveB]

My other half and me refer to each other with "Dude" and "Hey Phukko" all the time.....gets people who don't know us fairly worried at times. Hahahaha.

 

[modmanmike]

ya I kinda figured that out!

 

[DaveB]

ya I kinda figured that out!

And... since I noticed that the way I worded my previous post, it could be taken as a politically correct way to say that my "better half" could be male or female...I will further my statement by saying that SHE is a SHE. Hahaha.

And although we call each other by the names mentioned before, she knows really how to annoy the heck outta me and will occasionally call me "Shmoopy"....GAWD.

 

[boydo]

i call my wife Clarice. like on the phone i will call and say "hello Clarice" like silence of the lambs, have done it for 8 years!! she calls me McSteamy but that is for obvious reasons!!!!