Horns Need New Panties!

[Aud]

Lol... nice car...

Nice House!

 

[meatbag]

Huh...can openers Modman? Thats funny, never heard that one before. If you sit and really think about it, a snaggletooth, then she slowly smiles and...!!! Can openers! BahhahahaHahahahaha!

 

[what_next]

simple solution
go buy a couple at La Senza.... wear them for a day and night so they have that morning after used look to them
then hang them up

problem solved

 

[MOMMA]

simple solution
go buy a couple at La Senza.... wear them for a day and night so they have that morning after used look to them
then hang them up

problem solved

Yup... La Senza x2!!!!!!!!!!!! perfect panty purchasing place.

 

[Bogger]

Yup... La Senza x2!!!!!!!!!!!! perfect panty purchasing place.

How would you know trish..... we all know you don't wear panties....

 

[MOMMA]

How would you know trish..... we all know you don't wear panties....

It's the Kootenays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no one wears panties

 

[Bogger]

It's the Kootenays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no one wears panties

So have you broke kev of his panty wearing ways???

 

[modmanmike]

Yup... La Senza x2!!!!!!!!!!!! perfect panty purchasing place.

i love that store! hahahahaha

 

[meatbag]

This is messed up!!!

 

[meatbag]

Ok, I'll tell, It's "The Tale Of The Hanging Undies". When I used to be a mechanic at a shop, this scruffy, irritating and odd smelling character would grace our doors, often trailing greasy parts or stories of woe of his broken down Harley. Always something falling off or breaking, the whining didn't stop until we'd pick him up off the highway or fix the damn thing.

One day he comes in and confides in me that "I have to get out of town". Not caring why, where, how and trying to avoid his bad breath I instantly and secretly wonder to myself "Hmmm..." maybe I should look at his place? So I go look at his place and end up buying it there on the spot, hence the cabin pics.

Well, I moved in and not too much stuff worked very well including the dryer vent which he was just throwing a hose out the window when he used the thing.

Screw that!! I routed a hose, cut and routed some more. I then moved the dryer over to attach the hose and low and behold! A new set of lace black panties! Still with the "new" tag on them.
Now, I wondered to myself for about 1/2 a second...What woman on earth would ever be with that guy?!?! Later, after careful alcoholic deliberation some friends and I came to the conclusion that they were his, and part of his secret double life. Lol

After a fun time of sling shotting them at each other for a while the competition was on to shoot them onto the horns. That was quite a few years ago, and there they have stayed, just with the occasional dusting and hiding(when mom uses the place for bridge night).:d

Kelly, a girl I know is donating a couple sets of horns for the place so have to come up with something to "hang" from them. And since I've come to enjoy weird stuff like that in the house I decided to expand on the WOMENS NEW Panties theme.

Another guy I know in Texas is looking into getting me some longhorns. I think I'll have a shaker party for that one!!

Anyways that weird guy moved on taking himself and his secret identity to, well, other pastures. Eventually he ended up getting shot in the back of the head at point blank range...AND LIVED! Believe it or not he's still walking around. Empty head and magic bullet syndrome or just plain luck?

 

[Bogger]

wow... thats way too many words in one post to actually read....

I will however ask you this.... as you were sling-shooting the smelly mans black lace panties did you ever consider the fact he may have worn them with the tags on????...

Just sayin....

 

[meatbag]

Sorry I didn't put a picture in to keep your attention Bogger, but you do have a point. We figured he had lots of others and then our hooch was flowing pretty good!

 

[what_next]

gross!! lol

 

[modmanmike]

wicked story! hahahahaha

If your really into the antlers and stuff like that and old antiques I have a pretty good collection of antlers. I think I even have some caribou antlers and lots of moose sheds. I usually sell the moose sheds to guys from the states but, I could hook you up if ya wanted. they make very cool crib boards and stuff like that.

 

[meatbag]

The new horns are in! The new horns are in!!:d:d