kenvb
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A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job.
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>The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
>He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
>"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
>"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
>The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
>employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
>The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
>The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough
>points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00
>am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on
>starting at 10:00 am every day."
>The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to
>4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
>"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two
>hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our nuts.
>No point in you coming in for that."
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>The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
>He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
>"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
>"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
>The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
>employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
>The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
>The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough
>points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00
>am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on
>starting at 10:00 am every day."
>The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to
>4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
>"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two
>hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our nuts.
>No point in you coming in for that."
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