blackbirds!

[lbartels]

Thats true. Throw some rice out. The birds will eat it, and when the rice gets moisture, it will expand, and the bird will also expand. (rumor has it anyways)

A big eating uncooked rice would be the same as a person eating dehyrated food that isn't quite cooked enough. The rice will absorb some moisture from inside the birds stomach. Making them hurt like hell. If the bird eats enough it could kill the bird but w/e. But I don't think it will make the bird expand or anything.

 

[underdog]

If you are going to shoot a blackbird you better be a REALLY good shot, or have REALLY big bullets. They are quite small under all those feathers. JMO.

 

[EMANAARON]

just put a two litre bottle over the barrel, its a makeshift silencer.










*Disclaimer* I have never tried this, so i cannot prove it works, however, I can confirm it would probably be a bad idea in Victoria.

Cant you Soak bread in Draino and water and it makes them explode?

 

[Bogger]

Cant you Soak bread in Draino and water and it makes them explode?

Stay in school......

 

[magnet]

this is just like the episode of the simpsons last night and it didn't end good. Homer got attacked by the crows, hurting his eye ended up onmedicinal mary jane.

just sayin be careful who ya messing with ther Joey.

 

[my mod]

Put a bunch of "No Crapping here" signs around your truck or stickers on your truck

 

[EMANAARON]

Stay in school......

I didnt go haha.

 

[Riverjet]

Are your "blackbirds" Ravens or Crows?

 

[TheLonelyIsland]

Are your "blackbirds" Ravens or Crows?

ummm.......their......black.........birds?

 

[underdog]

ummm.......their......black.........birds?

They little, medium, or big?










































The birds, not the poop.

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[TheLonelyIsland]

They little, medium, or big?








































The birds, not the poop.

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medium......a black bird is a black bird to me lol

 

[john s]

Is it one of these?

Crow - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[TheLonelyIsland]

Is it one of these?

Crow - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

yes i fail as a nature bird watcher thingy person thing.

 

[benclaluna450r]

Cant you Soak bread in Draino and water and it makes them explode?

It's backing soda and bread

 

[TROLLCAT]

Are you parking your truck under a tree , move the truck or move the tree , thou shell not ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; forget it

 

[snopro]

If nothing else works you could try and yell......CAT!!!!!!









It's free advice. What do you expect to get for free these days?

 

[Riverjet]

If they are common Ravens get your self a plastic one and hang it upside down in plain sight near your truck. Or kill a real one and use it.

Common Raven - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[TheLonelyIsland]

Are you parking your truck under a tree , move the truck or move the tree , thou shell not ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; forget it

nope , right out in the driveway , no tree for 40 feet

 

[ardypol]

Sometimes you have to ask yourself....

What would Jesus do ?????

then when you realize unlike Jesus you do not have superpowers allowing you to peacefully ask them to please not chit on your truck....

so you must speak in a language they will understand...

"Chirp! Chirp! Squawk!" :d

 

[xc_rider08]

"Chirp! Chirp! Squawk!" :d

click!... click.... BOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!