bizarre, wild and crazy crash stories wanted

[Murminator]

Yup that's the one I seen.

Sent from my HTC Desire using Tapatalk

Well you would seen me out there freezin me arse off

 

[PS94]

No one has posted this yet!?

 

[PS94]

more

 

[polarice]

more

whats the story behind that

 

[PS94]

I was told the truck blew a stop sign, and the combine couldn't (obviously) stop, as it was in transport gear and was cruising...The truck, trailer, combine, and header were written off...Pick up driver lived.
Was in Ontario.

 

[polarice]

I was told the truck blew a stop sign, and the combine couldn't (obviously) stop, as it was in transport gear and was cruising...The truck, trailer, combine, and header were written off...Pick up driver lived.
Was in Ontario.

would of made a helluva noise

 

[woody_tobius_jr]

I was hauling a D9 from GP back to Edmonton and I was starting down the big smoky when this douche in a pickup ( who has half of his household belongings in the back of his truck) sees the rotators flashing and has to pull out about 500 meters in front of me and proceeds to dog f*#k down the hill and I'm catching up to him, he finally starts to speed up and hits the seam of the bridge and his bicycle bounces out and two hops and over the gaurdrail and down into the river, then his sealy postripedic flips out and I can't swerve out of the way because of the traffic and I run over it with the 32 wheeler...curious if it was a pillow top

 

[teeroy]

I was hauling a D9 from GP back to Edmonton and I was starting down the big smoky when this douche in a pickup ( who has half of his household belongings in the back of his truck) sees the rotators flashing and has to pull out about 500 meters in front of me and proceeds to dog f*#k down the hill and I'm catching up to him, he finally starts to speed up and hits the seam of the bridge and his bicycle bounces out and two hops and over the gaurdrail and down into the river, then his sealy postripedic flips out and I can't swerve out of the way because of the traffic and I run over it with the 32 wheeler...curious if it was a pillow top

lol....good one. saw a slide in camper come out of the box of a pickup coming toward me on 43 betweem GP and Bezanson, guy must not have had it tied down at all....came up and over his tailgate and shattered on the highway....I think I ran over the sink

 

[meatbag]

working a reno at northgate mall just over 2 years ago, an elderly lady was driving up the ramp to the above ground parking. no one know for sure what happened but i'm guessing either accelerator stuck or she had a seizure. went up the ramp at high speed, and strait through the guard rail and over the edge of the above ground, landed about 2 feet from a security guard who was standing having a smoke, missed to trucks but about 6" a piece landing right between them, she was banged up but other than a new guard rail and her car no other damage......security guard took some stress leave......quite the show

Where exactly was that one. The reason I'm asking is some friends and I are going to visit some of these sites on a street ride one night tis summer.

 

[meatbag]

I was hauling a D9 from GP back to Edmonton and I was starting down the big smoky when this douche in a pickup ( who has half of his household belongings in the back of his truck) sees the rotators flashing and has to pull out about 500 meters in front of me and proceeds to dog f*#k down the hill and I'm catching up to him, he finally starts to speed up and hits the seam of the bridge and his bicycle bounces out and two hops and over the gaurdrail and down into the river, then his sealy postripedic flips out and I can't swerve out of the way because of the traffic and I run over it with the 32 wheeler...curious if it was a pillow top

Good one:d

 

[meatbag]

K, I've heard of a few more tonight. A guy and his kids got creamed by a train on Winterburn at the tracks.

Another was a truck going the wrong way down the Jellohead near Martin Equiptment and went over the bank.

Also a guy missed the bridge again going west on the Jellowhead at Entwhistle...he survived too! Went off to the right and down, down, down...what are the odds of that ending happy? Thats a nasty drop. Marcuso's old boss jumped off that bridge with a parachute, thats how deep it is.

Can anyone add to these???

 

[meatbag]

I had my car land on the hood of another car.

80 Rabbit diesel, yes this is a few years back, anyways, it slid down from my secret parking spot going backwards on a snow covered mud hill that was behind the Chateau Lacombe. I got it stuck trying to back out after school. I set handbrake as car was idling, got out and tugged on the back bumper...next thing I know I'm behind the car trying to stop it sliding backwards! I jumped out of the way just in time to watch it go over a concrete barrier and land on a Torino hood.

I stood there a while just staring at it when a guy came out of the business tower and said "I watched that whole thing! It was cool! Need some help?"

We lifted the idling Rabbit's back end off the hood which by the way was lighter than I expected. I left a note on the poor guys car saying "Sorry, but my car landed on your hood" And here's my number. LOL!