Biodegradable straws

[kanedog]

I drank a coke from a fast food joint and it came with a Biodegradable straw. It was kinda soggy after I sucked back the coke. I'm not sure how I feel about new straws.

 

[AreWeThereYet]

They suck, try drinking something thicker

 

[kanedog]

They suck, try drinking something thicker

That sucks.

 

[Quicksand]

But they're saving the world. Serve it with a paper straw and still have a plastic lid on it, makes sense to me. way to go, fukcin city-its. SMFH

 

[Bnorth]

Step 1: Remove straw
Step 2: Remove lid
Step 3: add whiksey
Step 4: who cares

 

[maxwell]

this whole straw thing has me in a tizzy. I went to Boston pizza the other day and the girl brought me a coke with no straw. i said could i please have a straw? to which she replied " we are a straw free facility now". i said bring me a straw or you can foot this bill yourself and i will walk out of here. sooo she brings me the PAPER straw. i said uh ok ill give it a try!. well fawk me if i wanted to be reminded what its like to lick envelopes all day ill go to the bank, grab a stack of envelopes and do it for free rather than paying 5$ to suck your non stop pop through cardboard. next step was manager. he tried to pull the environment bullchit over my eyes i wasnt having it. He said he might have some plastic straws left and he would bring me one. SO boston pizza is off my list for a while i dont need to deal with that. Put the straws into a different bag and recycle them then. IDIOTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Ronaha]

Plastic straw- made from endless supply of oil
paper straw- made from killing trees.....have you ever watched a tree grow?? Takes forever!! IDIOTS!

 

[ferniesnow]

Step 1: Remove straw
Step 2: Remove lid
Step 3: add whiksey
Step 4: who cares

That kind sir is rep worthy!!

 

[pipes]

Step 1: Remove straw
Step 2: Remove lid
Step 3 dump soft drink
Step 3: add whiksy
Step 4: who cares

fixed it for you

 

[Mike270412]

Except I can't rep it cause this website is broken.

That kind sir is rep worthy!!

 

[snopro]

this whole straw thing has me in a tizzy. I went to Boston pizza the other day and the girl brought me a coke with no straw. i said could i please have a straw? to which she replied " we are a straw free facility now". i said bring me a straw or you can foot this bill yourself and i will walk out of here. sooo she brings me the PAPER straw. i said uh ok ill give it a try!. well fawk me if i wanted to be reminded what its like to lick envelopes all day ill go to the bank, grab a stack of envelopes and do it for free rather than paying 5$ to suck your non stop pop through cardboard. next step was manager. he tried to pull the environment bullchit over my eyes i wasnt having it. He said he might have some plastic straws left and he would bring me one. SO boston pizza is off my list for a while i dont need to deal with that. Put the straws into a different bag and recycle them then. IDIOTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Phone Treliving and tell him to find somebody asap on Dragons Den or your walking on his establishment and taking all the I know Maxwell guys with you!

 

[Clode]

this whole straw thing has me in a tizzy. I went to Boston pizza the other day and the girl brought me a coke with no straw. i said could i please have a straw? to which she replied " we are a straw free facility now". i said bring me a straw or you can foot this bill yourself and i will walk out of here. sooo she brings me the PAPER straw. i said uh ok ill give it a try!. well fawk me if i wanted to be reminded what its like to lick envelopes all day ill go to the bank, grab a stack of envelopes and do it for free rather than paying 5$ to suck your non stop pop through cardboard. next step was manager. he tried to pull the environment bullchit over my eyes i wasnt having it. He said he might have some plastic straws left and he would bring me one. SO boston pizza is off my list for a while i dont need to deal with that. Put the straws into a different bag and recycle them then. IDIOTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

next time you get a happy meal save the plastic straw and use it again at BP, remember the three R's

 

[pipes]

next time you get a happy meal save the plastic straw and use it again at BP, remember the three R's

Rye , rum and rotgut

 

[Quicksand]

Phone Treliving and tell him to find somebody asap on Dragons Den or your walking on his establishment and taking all the I know Maxwell guys with you!

I've been boycotting that sh!thole for years. It's barely even food

 

[MK4TDI]

I've been boycotting that sh!thole for years. It's barely even food

Hahah same here, and they are all the same.

 

[maxwell]

i actually enjoy boston pizza. I am quite upset our relationship had to come to an end over a straw though.

 

[keyboardjockey]

So "this is the straw that broke the camels back"

I don't see the reason for a straw in the first place, unless you didn't want your lips on a dirty glass or you wanted a faster buzz drinking a beer with a straw!

 

[maxwell]

So "this is the straw that broke the camels back"

I don't see the reason for a straw in the first place, unless you didn't want your lips on a dirty glass or you wanted a faster buzz drinking a beer with a straw!

well we drink our beer a little differently. We call if Vac trucking. 6 straws at once. similar volume to shotgunning

 

[NoBrakes!]

half great white north half royal.... brute on the side with cactus cuts.... well there's my Friday dinner plans! bahaha vac trucking

 

[catinthehat]

Next time you are in McDonalds or 7/11 grab a handful of plastic straws for your glove box. Always be self reliant.
Why can't they make the straws out of the same stuff the cup is made from? That **** lasts forever.