~Best Toiletpaper on the market.~

[ferniesnow]

 

[BDF#900]

Let's remember years ago on the farm when Sears or maybe Eaton's was the paper of choice........we've come a long way baby!

was 8 years old before I figured out you could order stuff from the toilet paper book

 

[ferniesnow]

The Consumer's Report wisdom regarding TP........

Who has the best toilet paper? - YouTube

 

[Pistonbroke]

Any more votes or other applications that have not been brought to the table? How about mountain chit ticket preference? I don't do it, but others have heeded the call of nature up in them thar hills and must have experience to share.

 

[Mike270412]

I heard some guys just chit right in their Klims and clean it up later.

 

[Pistonbroke]

I heard some guys just chit right in their Klims and clean it up later.

Well, i do know of of one fellow who bench pressed his sled and had a resulting ....err....issue but we had no TP of any kind to lend assistance. Poor fawker.

 

[teeroy]

I heard some guys just chit right in their Klims and clean it up later.

I heard it was an accident

 

[teeroy]

prolly just some drunk that cant control his bowels .

shut up. I heard he was a really nice guy

 

[Pistonbroke]

shut up. I heard he was a really nice guy

Sometimes bad things happen to good people, Tee.

 

[zeebs]

I'm surprised no one on S&M has a bidet. one of those Japanese units would be awesome.

They claim they are the next thing to slice bread. Just don't know how I would like water shooting up my ass though.

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[teeroy]

They claim they are the next thing to slice bread. Just don't know how I would like water shooting up my ass though.

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that's called an enema. two different things.

 

[Toyboy]

that's called an enema. two different things.

That depends on the water pressure that feeds the bidet!! lol

At 100psi i bet it can do enema's too!!

 

[Pistonbroke]

Ron White - Hotel Toilet skit - Comedy - YouTube

Ron White for the win! Next thread will be "Bidet vs. toilet paper"...LMFAO

 

[zeebs]

that's called an enema. two different things.

That depends on the water pressure that feeds the bidet!! lol

At 100psi i bet it can do enema's too!!

Seriously though, has anybody ever used one? I'm thinking of redoing my bathroom soon and thinking about putting one in. What's everybody's thoughts?

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[zeebs]

By the way, Charmin ultra has my vote for the time being. 2 ply.

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[Dazzler]

That depends on the water pressure that feeds the bidet!! lol

At 100psi i bet it can do enema's too!!

At 100 psi... I would think it would be little more than an enema!!

 

[zeebs]

Wait a minute! They say you still need to wipe you arse before using the bidet. That kinda seems like a waste.

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[goodngrubby]

Save your money zeebs. All you need is a garden hose and a mudflap....grab a tea towel from the kitchen to mop up the mess, and yer good to go.

 

[Toyboy]

Wait a minute! They say you still need to wipe you arse before using the bidet. That kinda seems like a waste.

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That is correct the bidet is more of a final clean lol it's not meant to take the chunks off lol They have a drain that is more like a sink drain and is not designed for solids.

After you use a bidet you dry off with a white towel not TP.

 

[Clode]

Wow this thread is getting some mileage !!!!