~Best Toiletpaper on the market.~

[Dazzler]

Im guessing all nature maybe just dragging it across the lawn like a dog??

I'm betting that would make the big dawg..... bark!!!! lol

 

[plio7]

maybe this stuff?

 

[teamgreen]

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Thats what I have, a pack lasts forever

maybe you need to do a complimentary flush????

Courtesy flush

 

[SLEDBUNNYRACING]

A run-a-way thread ---- lol

 

[bigdawg]

hopefully its not a Run down ur leg thread.

 

[Pistonbroke]

A run-a-way thread ---- lol

It's the interweb version of the Hershey Squirts.

 

[teamgreen]

Austin Powers bathroom - YouTube

Comeon BigDawg, you gotta be quicker than that!

 

[Clode]

Dumb and Dumber toilet scene (High Quality) - YouTube

 

[Dazzler]

A run-a-way thread ---- lol

lol... ya and on a chitty topic to boot... folks must be bored...

 

[Pistonbroke]

if you really want to treat your bung use a couple pieces of that aloe Kleenex.....its like wiping your arse with a kitten

Damn, son - that's almost sig line worthy right thar. hahahahaha

 

[Sledpiggy]

maybe you need to do a complimentary flush????

More like 3 or 4 complimentary flushes! As our son says 'phewwww! Daddy stinky!'

 

[bigdawg]

We have a lot of choices, we can choose toilet paper by cost, style, size, color and softness.
There are two categories of toilet papers, toilet paper made from trees, and toilet paper made from recycled paper.
Toilet paper is also available in several types of decorations, textures and may be moistened or perfumed.
Other technical factors (roughness, chemical residues, “finger-breakthrough” resistance, water-absorption, etc) also determine the toilet papers.
To reduce roughness companies usually use light coating of aloe, lotion or wax worked into paper.

 

[TylerG]

We have a lot of choices, we can choose toilet paper by cost, style, size, color and softness.
There are two categories of toilet papers, toilet paper made from trees, and toilet paper made from recycled paper.
Toilet paper is also available in several types of decorations, textures and may be moistened or perfumed.
Other technical factors (roughness, chemical residues, “finger-breakthrough” resistance, water-absorption, etc) also determine the toilet papers.
To reduce roughness companies usually use light coating of aloe, lotion or wax worked into paper.

you seem to be very well educated on toilet paper bigdawg.....

 

[bigdawg]

you seem to be very well educated on toilet paper bigdawg.....

just using logical info for a logical answer as we all may learn or change our thoughts on TP

 

[arff]

Any type not containing wood chips.

 

[Pistonbroke]

We have a lot of choices, we can choose toilet paper by cost, style, size, color and softness.
There are two categories of toilet papers, toilet paper made from trees, and toilet paper made from recycled paper.
Toilet paper is also available in several types of decorations, textures and may be moistened or perfumed.
Other technical factors (roughness, chemical residues, “finger-breakthrough” resistance, water-absorption, etc) also determine the toilet papers.
To reduce roughness companies usually use light coating of aloe, lotion or wax worked into paper.

Wait just a minute here...you knew all this about toilet paper before starting the thread? This has just been one giant mind fawk! i better go wipe, I feel so....dirty and used.

 

[GYMBRAT]

Boxers, socks, zip off hoody, Paper lunch bags, large leaves, buddies gloves? :/

 

[Mike270412]

Boxers, socks, zip off hoody, Paper lunch bags, large leaves, buddies gloves? :/

Almost anything will do in an emergency

 

[Mike270412]

Costco has all their FREE sample tables all the time. They should have a different brand of azzwipe in every stall so you could try before you buy. (For free of course)

 

[bigdawg]

We have a lot of choices, we can choose toilet paper by cost, style, size, color and softness.
There are two categories of toilet papers, toilet paper made from trees, and toilet paper made from recycled paper.
Toilet paper is also available in several types of decorations, textures and may be moistened or perfumed.
Other technical factors (roughness, chemical residues, “finger-breakthrough” resistance, water-absorption, etc) also determine the toilet papers.
To reduce roughness companies usually use light coating of aloe, lotion or wax worked into paper.

This is what I found on google but need that personal touch from everyone