2018 800 axys 163 clutching

[DV-ENT]

He loves to dish it but he hates when he gets it! Lol

He will go the slow bike route like those other old guys

So true...LOL they say the truth hurts.. He must be in a lot of pain!
Although I didn't notice him commenting on the breaking hearts part of the statement made??? does this mean the opposite can be said about the truth hurting??? LMFAO

And if we ever see old Waggs on a poo, I would have to say hell has officially frozen over!..
and as far as him on a snow bike!... LOL that's funny.

 

[DV-ENT]

The steering is a learning curve for sure but the narrower boards on the Poo and Cat are nice. It's easier to keep your foot on the outer rail for better control and that doesn't lock your foot in as bad if you need to twist it which might be nice for you with your bad ankle. They are also narrower through the boards and don't panel out as bad.

And yes Brandon your assessment of the differences in handling have been my experiences as well moving from a poo to a doo, there are other reasons as well the balance between the sleds feels very different to me... probably a lot to do with the T-motion and flex track and in a long steep side hill i was not a fan of my g4 I personally feel that if your south of 200lbs the t-motion is fine but if your north of 200 its an entirely different story and the sled reacts very differently. Again I really would have liked to have spent more time on Trent's Alpha but that dam finger throttle wasn't my thing but I really liked it for the short time I was on it and found the transition from my poo to his Alpha was really easy as the handling was very similar... Again these are my personal experiences. Also if you haven't sold your sled and picked up a new one by the time we get together for a ride, feel free to throw a leg over mine for a while.
Hell we can get Joel and Trent out and you can ride em all the same day!

 

[takethebounce]

Lmao. Too funny

You need a can? I have a Jawz with one season on it I have that is extra.

 

[banditpowdercoat]

Thx but I got a ssi coming

 

[takethebounce]

Thx but I got a ssi coming

SSI?

Sounds like something you don’t want to catch andantes it hurt to pee

 

[DV-ENT]

ssi?

Sounds like something you don’t want to catch andantes it hurt to pee

lmao!

 

[banditpowdercoat]

SSI?

Sounds like something you don’t want to catch andantes it hurt to pee

LOL. Ben's can. Dragonweld.

 

[kanedog]

SSI?

Sounds like something you don’t want to catch andantes it hurt to pee

When I was 19 in small town Saskatchewan, I went to the doctor after it hurt to pee. The Dr. is a black doctor from like Uganda or somewhere with a heavy accent. I can hardly understand him. Well he tells to drop my pants and he gets on his knees to take a look at my knob. He takes one look at starts laughing for longer than usual. Like when someone tells a good joke kinda laugh. When he stops laughing he asks me if I had fun? And laughs again!

He takes a swab and then sends me off to the pharmacy with a prescription for chlamydia pills. I thought they were just a precautionary type thing as he had to wait for the lab results. I didn’t think that the pharmacists would know I know I had the clap. Wrong.

Well the pharmacy helper was cute and I decide to turn on my 19 year studly charm as she is handing me my chlamydia pills. It took me a few weeks to figure out why she wasn’t responding to my advances.

Anyways, that my hurts to pee story.

Oh, one last cool thing. This was the result of a super drunk 3hr dirty, nasty takashi6six9nine with the Headpins cassette playing on auto repeat the whole time. Yes, I ate chlamydia. Ew. Her nickname was Lori Lowrider from Biggar, Saskatchewan.

Back to clutching now.

 

[takethebounce]

When I was 19 in small town Saskatchewan, I went to the doctor after it hurt to pee. The Dr. is a black doctor from like Uganda or somewhere with a heavy accent. I can hardly understand him. Well he tells to drop my pants and he gets on his knees to take a look at my knob. He takes one look at starts laughing for longer than usual. Like when someone tells a good joke kinda laugh. When he stops laughing he asks me if I had fun? And laughs again! I say yea, I did.

He takes a swab and then sends me off to the pharmacy with a prescription for chlamydia pills. I thought they were just a precautionary type thing as he had to wait for the lab results. I didn’t think that the pharmacists would know I know I had the clap. Wrong.

Well the pharmacy helper was cute and I decide to turn on my 19 year studly charm as she is handing me my chlamydia pills. It took me a few weeks to figure out why she wasn’t responding to my advances.

Anyways, that my hurts to pee story.

Oh, one last cool thing. This was the result of a super drunk 3hr dirty, nasty 69 with the Headpins cassette playing on auto repeat the whole time. Her nickname was Lori Lowrider from Biggar, Saskatchewan.

Back to clutching now.

That kinda reminds me of a story of when I was 19. One of my bosses at the time and I used to frequent the same bars after work and he tried to convince me to share a prostitute with him and well it wasn’t my thing. Anyhow my night of drinking continued and off he went. I hadn’t seen him for a few days then he shows up at work the following week and had a bandage on one eye and the other didn’t look great. I asked him what happened and he said turns out the one he picked had crabs. I guess a few days later he woke up with a rash and his eyes were itching. Maybe she was from Saskatchewan as well? Anyhow moral of that story is never go down on hookers.

But anyhow I guess real men work through the resulting razor blades feeling to pee in order to save themselves a memory like yours

 

[kanedog]

That kinda reminds me of a story of when I was 19. One of my bosses at the time and I used to frequent the same bars after work and he tried to convince me to share a prostitute with him and well it wasn’t my thing. Anyhow my night of drinking continued and off he went. I hadn’t seen him for a few days then he shows up at work the following week and had a bandage on one eye and the other didn’t look great. I asked him what happened and he said turns out the one he picked had crabs. I guess a few days later he woke up with a rash and his eyes were itching. Maybe she was from Saskatchewan as well? Anyhow moral of that story is never go down on hookers.

But anyhow I guess real men work through the resulting razor blades feeling to pee in order to save themselves a memory like yours

Omg, he got crabs in his eyes! Heehee

 

[banditpowdercoat]

Moral is. Watch out in sakatchatoon!!!

 

[takethebounce]

Moral is. Watch out in sakatchatoon!!!

Is that a standard in season sled you picked up? The stock WE ski shocks are horrible. Look for some WE Reservoir shocks from a Pro or Axys. The ‘15 terrain dominator had the thicker shafts which is a bonus if you find some cheap.

 

[DV-ENT]

Boy these stories sure do make for some good laughs...

 

[banditpowdercoat]

Is that a standard in season sled you picked up? The stock WE ski shocks are horrible. Look for some WE Reservoir shocks from a Pro or Axys. The ‘15 terrain dominator had the thicker shafts which is a bonus if you find some cheap.

Mehhh Shocks are pretty low on my need to purchase list.... Unless they stupid cheap.

 

[TDR]

Mehhh Shocks are pretty low on my need to purchase list.... Unless they stupid cheap.

Honestly the best mod on the Axys is shocks. These sleds are pretty good stock but once you ride one with a set of aftermarket shocks you won’t believe the difference. I’m biased towards Raptors but I’m sure there are other good choices. Other than that the next mod would be a narrow front end. I like the offset spindles just because stock a arms are easy to find if you wreck one out riding on a weekend. Just my 2 cents.....