A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on strangers. So when he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head and fired a...
I record when I think there's going to be a **** storm brewing. Makes a lot of things go away in a hurry. That being said, I'm thinking that's the kinda gal that likes taking "control" of things. Maybe the old man was passed out in the back and she was looking for some company ? Probably a...
"Included in the proposed ORV legislation is an amendment to the Special
Accounts Appropriation and Control Act establishing the ORV Trail
Management Sub-account. This will ease the process of providing future
investments directly into developing and maintaining trails, delivering
lasting...
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The Oldtimers has a lot of kids classes, that where I got my two sons into racing. Like ddrake said, you need to be a riding member to get your son registered.Its pretty laid back, if you haven't raced before, sign up for the Novice class, its pretty safe.
A Newfie walks into general hospital, asks the receptionist if he can see an optician.
She replies "Yes sir. Jesus what's that smell?" He opens up a carrier bag and shows her a 12inch long by 3inch thick turd.
"I'd recommend that you need to see a doctor sir, not an optician" she replies.
He...