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What a coincidence, just as the government is about to introduce legislation allow these overpaid hacks the right to strike.

Greenpeace is becoming the laughing stock of the enviro crowd.

What a waste of 800 bucks. Have a 2012 Ram 2500, have to drive with the gate down with a quad. Have mudflaps, still chipped to s***.

I'm saving a s*** load of money on bug spray this week.

Not sure of the brand, but the kind they used on the movie "Fargo" seemed to work pretty good.

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?' 'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man...

Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.She says to Donald, "See how clever I am?The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.” I will definitely win the election. The...

Bruce had always wanted a pair of cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to Sheila, 'Notice anything different about me?' Sheila looked him over and replies, 'No mate.' Frustrated, Bruce stormed off...

"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. "Mr. Garrett, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do." The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Garrett," the medic said...

Layin Pipe

Cooperator's automatically put overland flooding on my home policy last year even though I'm nowhere near water. Flooding due to sewer back up was always on.

Mines a 12, 5.7 l 6 speed, same code at 150,000km , had the tranny rebuilt, had to bring it back 6 frickin times in 5 weeks and after the warranty was up it started doing the same the thing again. While it was under the rebuild warranty, they replaced the torque converter ( with a brand new...

This forum needs a bull**** filter

A couple who work at the travelling circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability to adopt. The couple produces photos of their expensive, 50 foot Prevost motor-home, which is already equipped with a beautiful nursery. The social workers then...

John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.





 The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. 

Suddenly, he saw a car slowly...

Our Dog In response to the literally hundreds of emails we've received recently regarding our dog: Please be advised that we are sick and tired of answering questions about him. Yes, he bit two women wearing burkas, ten people wearing turbans, and twenty people wearing t-shirts...

I find it ironic that Quebec does not want a pipeline, yet Edmonton's LRT extension is getting the train cars from Bombardier ...................... I wonder if all those people Bombardier is laying off have skills to build pipelines and refineries .

Should I repost it in capitals? Bigger font ? Double space?

*With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?""No," said her husband.She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...

Due to an unfortunate genetic defect, I have been told that I can’t drive. It has left me with a lack of spatial awareness, an inability to think logically and terrible mood swings. On the upside, I can have kids, I’m great at housework and I’ve got a killer set of tits.