Alberta Crown dues for October are over $85.00 a M3 for large mills. That's about $4,600.00 per truck load, government is making a killing. The larger mills have to build their own roads, layout the blocks, do their own consultations, replant and reclaim all on their own dime as well.
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I was thought when a truck passed you, flashing your lights meant he was clear of you & and could come back into your lane?
Getting back on topic, I just got back from B.C., Kamloops/ Kelowna area, everyone seemed very happy the see my Alberta Treasury Branch credit card, no stink eyes at all...
I disconnected a tree from its roots in celebration today, its going to go make some nice toilet paper.
Did you ever think a wooden axe handle is the ultimate f**k you to trees ?
After 10years, the wife starts to think their kid looks strange so she decides to do aDNA test.
She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.
Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you
Husband: What's up?
Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not...
Actually, this is awesome. Once the eastern snowflakes finally realize what a piece of s*** they voted in as their supply of lattes and herb teas dries up because there's no f***ing trains to bring it to them, it should be a slam dunk for McKay to get in. Honestly, the Mohawks need to step up...
Wow, get caught fording a creek a few times too many, then put a sh*tty old bridge across it and test it with a loaded fuel truck. The producers are really scraping the bottom for some action shots.
I just about fell of my chair when the production expert Parker hired suggested bringing the...