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THE BIKER* I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall...

It was found in Calgary, with some B&E tools in it and a few other things. The ignition was toast, but other then that it looks ok. they are going over it to make sure all is well.

Subject: Thanks for 2007 Dear All My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year......... I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat ch!t in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also,I now...

Update Another Ford truck gone, this one was my sisters My Sisters truck was stoled from the front of her house last night in Red Deer. It is a Dark Blue Ford, diesel, 4 door. I think it is a F250 but not 100% sure, with lift kit. Cops say that it was seen in Edmonton.

A Woman's Version of the Night Before Christmas T'was the night before Christmas and all through the kitchen; I was cooking and baking and moanin and bitchin. I've been here for hours, I can't stop to rest. This room's a disaster, just look at this mess! Tomorrow...

Thanks all for the good wishs, I had a great day and plan to have a great weekend.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HILLCLIMBER:party2:

Well I am not a sledder so as to a "Snow" spot I don't know. but I have to say if that is your dog sitting there letting the Moose come up with ideas, then you need a new dog.

Thank you:D Not sure what that means because today is the day.

I think that is a great idea. But I don't sled just spent tons of time in the outback. The only down side would be that some a$$hats would do some damage to them.

Finding Love When It's Freezing... Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter...snowing and...

A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant "Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients". "Yes, sir!" answers George. The doctor goes hunting...

Only the Irish have Jokes Like These Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner...

Here is the story.Ford recalling diesel trucks for engine stalling - Dec. 6, 2007

Mine started yesterday, but it really had to think about it. I have a insulated tarp so if it gets really cold I will put that over and use the heater. Don't feel bad the first time I used the bobcat to do the yard it didn't look to good but the second time it looked like I had hired a pro...

So more to make everyones day. After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home I told the Woman that I was very...

what a great story.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're...

The 6 Best Smartass Answers SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was...

When you don't turn off your computer at night.