PRICELESS!!!!
This could happen to you.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
'Hi, how are you?'
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
'Doin' jus t fine!'
And the...
Subject: Actual letter to the Canadian Passport office
Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.
How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal...
THE ZIPPER
A MAN WALKED INTO A SUPERMARKET WITH HIS ZIPPER DOWN.
A LADY CASHIER WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID, 'YOUR BARRACKS DOOR IS OPEN.' NOT A PHRASE THAT MEN NORMALLY USE, HE WENT ON HIS WAY LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED.
WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE SHOPPING, A MAN CAME UP AND SAID, 'YOUR FLY IS OPEN.' HE...
Well it is not a big day for me. A card from the kid and if I am lucky one from the guy that I am dating at the time. I do not worry to much about the one day a year, it is more about how he treats me the rest of the 364 days. As to the "stake and bj" you do know that is a two way street. If you...
Sounds like a great idea. I think I will be going this route as well, but I have not started looking in to it yet. I guess this is a good kick in the ass as any.
Thank you for leaving the weather is now turning nice for the next 10 days, most likly turn cold in time for you to get back.:woohoo1::ignore:
Have fun.
Best Headlines of 2007...
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]...
Take some time and check out your trailers after this cold spell. With the extra drop in temps things are braking and spliting on them in and outside of the trailers.
You will want to book them in before the summer gets here if they need some work done. Lens here on the farm had the flooring...
Canadian Poem
It's winter in Canada
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love Canada
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I...
My son, the Veterinarian
One Sunday, while counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a
small church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next
week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a
little old lady put the...
New block heater, batteries are a year old. The problem is that I don't drive it very much once a week to feed. So I am not running it is often and the fuel is a little heavy, Still more summer fuel then winter in it. It started fine on Monday but after getting below -40 here. It just told me...
I am fighting with my diesel right now. even with it pluged in it still doesn't want to turn over. I will be happy when the shop is done in time for summer:tazz: Yes I will be so lucky:rolleyes: I tell you my next place will have a heated shop before I move in no more pi$$ing around with diesels...
my car would not start this morning. I was to take the kid for school test today. I don't mind that we had to stay home, it is warm in the house. I do have to go out and later and feed again. The horses go through feed like crazy in this weather.