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  1. albertagal500

    Show Your Ride!!

    Ya I was thinking the same thing.:D
  2. albertagal500

    Show Your Ride!!

    This is mine right after I rolled it and broke my collarbones. See the mud still on it.:D
  3. albertagal500

    Warm weather SUCKS!

    Hate to say it but I am loving the weather.
  4. albertagal500

    Required: Sense of humor

    PRICELESS!!!! This could happen to you. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?' I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' jus t fine!' And the...
  5. albertagal500

    Don`t forget

    All threads are open for everyone to read, so we try and keep them clean. That would be where the PG13 thinking would come in handy.;)
  6. albertagal500

    Don`t forget

    Site is to stay clean, So yes think PG13 or we will have to start deleteing posts. Thanks all
  7. albertagal500

    Required: Sense of humor

    Subject: Actual letter to the Canadian Passport office Dear Mr. Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal...
  8. albertagal500

    Required: Sense of humor

    THE ZIPPER A MAN WALKED INTO A SUPERMARKET WITH HIS ZIPPER DOWN. A LADY CASHIER WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID, 'YOUR BARRACKS DOOR IS OPEN.' NOT A PHRASE THAT MEN NORMALLY USE, HE WENT ON HIS WAY LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED. WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE SHOPPING, A MAN CAME UP AND SAID, 'YOUR FLY IS OPEN.' HE...
  9. albertagal500

    Don`t forget

    Well it is not a big day for me. A card from the kid and if I am lucky one from the guy that I am dating at the time. I do not worry to much about the one day a year, it is more about how he treats me the rest of the 364 days. As to the "stake and bj" you do know that is a two way street. If you...
  10. albertagal500

    Recent Thefts

    Sounds like a great idea. I think I will be going this route as well, but I have not started looking in to it yet. I guess this is a good kick in the ass as any.
  11. albertagal500

    Hello

    Welcome to the site, if we are lucky the weather will keep going up and you can take the boat out on water.
  12. albertagal500

    I'm outta here

    Thank you for leaving the weather is now turning nice for the next 10 days, most likly turn cold in time for you to get back.:woohoo1::ignore: Have fun.
  13. albertagal500

    Required: Sense of humor

    Best Headlines of 2007... Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!]...
  14. albertagal500

    Everyone that has holiday trailers

    Take some time and check out your trailers after this cold spell. With the extra drop in temps things are braking and spliting on them in and outside of the trailers. You will want to book them in before the summer gets here if they need some work done. Lens here on the farm had the flooring...
  15. albertagal500

    SnowAndMud.com Summer Campout/Quad Trip Signup

    We will be there, trailer with 2-4 of us. Not sure if we will have the kids or not that weekend.
  16. albertagal500

    Required: Sense of humor

    Canadian Poem It's winter in Canada And the gentle breezes blow Seventy miles an hour At twenty-five below. Oh, how I love Canada When the snow's up to your butt You take a breath of winter And your nose gets frozen shut. Yes, the weather here is wonderful So I guess I'll hang around I...
  17. albertagal500

    Required: Sense of humor

    My son, the Veterinarian One Sunday, while counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the...
  18. albertagal500

    The Cold Snap

    New block heater, batteries are a year old. The problem is that I don't drive it very much once a week to feed. So I am not running it is often and the fuel is a little heavy, Still more summer fuel then winter in it. It started fine on Monday but after getting below -40 here. It just told me...
  19. albertagal500

    The Cold Snap

    I am fighting with my diesel right now. even with it pluged in it still doesn't want to turn over. I will be happy when the shop is done in time for summer:tazz: Yes I will be so lucky:rolleyes: I tell you my next place will have a heated shop before I move in no more pi$$ing around with diesels...
  20. albertagal500

    The Cold Snap

    my car would not start this morning. I was to take the kid for school test today. I don't mind that we had to stay home, it is warm in the house. I do have to go out and later and feed again. The horses go through feed like crazy in this weather.
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