I want to thank everyone that has already chipped in something. I am going to send out a PM later this week but if anyone else has anything they want to donate please let me know.
We have some out standing prizes already.
Recently in Traffic Court a man who received an expensive parking ticket testified that a uniformed Policeman had given his OK for the man to park there.
The Judge asked the man if he would recognize the Officer if he ever saw him again, and the man replied that he would.
The Judge then said...
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So, you are the great Lone Ranger.
In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days.
Before I kill you, I grant you three requests.
What is your first request?
The...
Whale Humor
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air...
Thanks everyone. If you have something and you want it picked up just let me or TylerG know and me or him(him most likely as I will not be out and about after Nov 17 for a few weeks as I recover from surgery).
SOME GOOD GRANDMOTHERLY ADVICE !!
A nice old story with a different twist- will make you appreciate family.
My grandmother died in the 50s, but her birthday is coming up, and that
always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store
in town, the quarters she gave me for...
and no it was not with my quad. seeing as yesterday I got to paly outside and it rained last night I work in the house today. I spent some of my day mudding drywall and part of it putting tile done in the bathroom. I really need to get a boyfriend that likes to do this type of stuff because I...
Dion , Harper and Layton are flying in the Executive Airbus to a gathering in British Columbia when Dion turns to Harper and says, chuckling: "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy."
Harper shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100...
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate
for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiration date.'