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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Houston , TX . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the...

Let’s test the way you think: thepenisinhermouth. Did you read ‘the pen is in her mouth? Nah, me neither.

Doug at American Parts Depo has a lot of parts, knows his AMC's, and is a great guy to talk to and get info. He has worked on AMC's all his life and I think his dad owned a dealership.

Good luck on your project. It is difficult to find parts, but they are out there. As my picture shows, I have a 1970 that I am in the middle of restoring. A 1970 Javelin SST Donahue with 42,000 original miles. My cousin bought it new and I bought it from him in around 78. There is not much...

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday ....minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green. A carload of young, loud Muslims shouting anti American slogans stopped next to me. The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler...

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there...

A salesman was traveling through the countryside, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. "Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it." The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you...

Nothing scheduled for the SSRA this year, but there is a small town by Brooks thinking about having one and Great Falls usually has one but have not heard for sure

A Blonde in Church An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan". "This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I...

WRONG BITCH The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The...

sign posted at a golf club: 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND...

President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York . He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he...

Why She Changed Motels Last week, she checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling...

There are seat belts in the ones I have drove, even netting on the sides. Not saying I ever used them

LOL yeppers Ok, Simple math 1/2 ton = 1,120 Lbs 2 people in truck = 350 lbs fuel = 150 lbs tools + parts = 100 lbs Sled deck = 400 lbs Total =1,000 lbs Capacity left for two sleds, 120 lbs or 60 lbs per sled. When you find two sleds weighing...

Why I Am now Divorced Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast Hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', And...

Hi, I would just like to share an experience with you and it has to do with drinking and driving. On Saturday night I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had way too many rum and cokes . Knowing full well I was wasted, I did something I've never done before. I took a bus...

An elderly couple, both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation...

Advice to an Old Guy... An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the trainer that was nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and...

Mosquito magnet works great. We had one in Fort McMurray and when we went to the neighbors you could not sit outside but we had no problems. We have had ours now for 6 years. Propane is about one 20 lb bottle a month. I know the alberta dealer and only place in alberta to fix them is Bagshaw...