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Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Sweden.' The other guy responds proudly, 'Yes, that I am!' The first guy says, 'So am I! And where about from Sweden might you...

everyone I know that had pipes from him for racing had nothing but good to say.

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes - $50.00. A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying...

Proof that you can't underestimate the creativeness of Canadian boys for mischief. Considering all the brilliant, devious minds we had in high school, I don't know how we missed doing this. At a high school in Saskatchewan , a group of students played a prank....they let three goats loose...

Fool proof way for old guys to pick up chicks A truly touching story....truly touching: I met a girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As we lay making love, I thought...

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' ___________________________________________ A little boy went up to his father...

You have to keep an eye on your crack, If it gets too big everyone will start staring at it

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada that if military action against Iraq and Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's and Canada 's supply of convenience store managers. And...

The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife. They said, "Is this your wife, sir?" Shocked, I answered, " Yes." They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus." I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."

The Nooner A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love. The...

Don't make too many changes at once. Changing your track, snow conditions, as well as temperature all will have some bearing on what the sled will do and RPM's. Regular maintenance is a big thing that a lot of people don't do, and then they throw on a new clutch kit and say how much better it is...

UKRAINIAN BLONDE An attractive blonde from Kiev arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm 'completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and...

A man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies: "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse, the damaging effects it has on the human body, and its consequences." The officer then asks: "Really? Who is giving that lecture...

This is how it is done in europe:d Vidéo Motoneige 0 - Montagne 1

No, I must be toooo rich already because I wish to share this winfall with all the S&M members who wish to reply on my behalf!! Yes Ron, I am sure there are suckers that do fall for thisB.S. If there was only some way to charge them for taking advantage of trusting people

Any one want to cash in with me on my new fortune I recieved by e-mail?:rolleyes: Hello My Dear , Greetings in the name of God my names are Mrs. Jelena Bogdanovic Now undergoing medical treatment here in ZNA Hospital Network - Belgium. I am married to Dr. Richard S. Bogdanovic of Russia. We...

Subject: IF CONFUCIUS WERE ALIVE TODAY.............. > > > > Man, who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. > Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. > Lady who goes camping must beware of evil in tent. > Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts. > Man who leaps off...

An elderly couple, in their 80's, went to a sex therapist's office and asks the doctor to watch them have sex. The doc is so amazed at such an elderly couple wanting sexual advice that he agrees. After watching them, the doc says, "There is absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have sex." He...

Telephone Poles > > > There was a Midwestern phone company that was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two Norwegian guys and a team of two Irish guys.. So the boss met with both teams and said: "Here's what we'll do. Each team...

Subject: Texting for Seniors Thought you needed help with texting your friends...after all, the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, WTF, etc. So here are the codes for seniors: ATD - At the Doctor's BFF - Best Friends Funeral BTW - Bring the Wheelchair BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth CBM...