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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don' t feel like it. I just want you to hold me." The husband says " WHAT???" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes...

Boobs vs. Willies A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s her boobs are like melons, round & firm. In her 30s t o 40s, they are like pears...

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mum! I have someone for you to meet.." Well, it was an immediate...

Great Post, truth was spoken

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" ... He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years." The interviewer says, "That will give...

not 100% on topic but tells the story Be Sure to read the ending......................... sorry lol, copy and paste not working

Speaking with a slur. Woke up this morning, got dressed and went down to the kitchen where my wife was already fixing breakfast. I looked to see what she was cooking, and I see one of my socks in the frying pan. "What are you doing?" I asked her. She said, "I'm doing what you asked me...

Good stuff, always better to be your own pollinator. More cash in your pocket. How was your alfalfa seed yield? a few of our fields are done in your area with yields all over the place. Do you contract your alfalfa seed?

Nice on the canola yield. Who do you grow for? who did the pollination? have you grown Hybrid seed before? I know of a few producers who's fields failed to pass the grade earlier on this season Good luck with the employee hunt!

I too run spartan and have had truck chipped for around 150 000 km, truck has 228 000 km on it now. I have a 08 f 250, and also the complete set of tunes as after market mods have been added. The Tuner has not done any damage to truck if used with respect on a stock truck you will be fine...

""A straight piped diesel Rollin coal will make anything you tow/anything behind you black. Stacks eliminate that. Also, shorter route for the exhaust to travel"" taken from the other thread quote from 09FORDFx4 NOT, unless your stack is 5 feet above your trailer, other than that when the...

Here we go, a whole thread dediczted to the issue of stacks: are they gay? are they a performance mod? do they keep exhaust crap of your trailer? BLAH BLAH BLAH

hey I grew up in Gilbert Plains buddy! Go kings Go1

x2!!!!!!

An American golfer playing a round in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over the...

Police STOP at 1 AM An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body." The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture...

Budget air travel.. One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the centre...

RIP as many good players and people were lost

i expect as much action as the last inquiry on fuel prices, Oil prices under 90/barrel and prices at the pump which reflect a 1.30/barrel lol just another inquiry,

Approx 2.7 million acres. And then about 10-25% of most fields are dead due to water damage. I think SK unseeded due to water is around 3.4 million acres and again the eastern 1/3 of the province has the same water damage in producing fields as MB After my tour thru western Canada I believe...