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Illegal GM Wheat Contamination Discovered in US: Contamination Status in Canada is Unknown Wednesday May 29. Ottawa. – Today, the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) confirmed that Monsanto’s unapproved genetically modified (GM, also called genetically engineered) herbicide...

new ride, 2013 FLHTK Freaking sweet life is :cool:

a grain vac is your best bet, for the corn. the meal, i dont think the vac will work with the meal, might blow most of it out the cyclone. let me know how you make out Dennis Cheers n good luck

Well boys, here in MB, we wont be on the land for another 2-3 weeks and will be longer in some areas with more snow and areas prone to flooding. all fields still are covered with anywhere from 6" - 24"+ of snow. Gonna be one hell of a year! Some producers are swaping out soybeans for canola and...

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women...

My vote too and it carries 250 lbs of weight lol

well here are some yields from areas we contract forage seed production: MB, canola anywhere from 9-40 bpa, province will prob average around 25bpa, winterwheat, awesome, 80-105bpa, spring wheat, poor, 25-45bpa, soybeans so far very good, 40-50bpa, oats and barley poor, corn is just starting...

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the...

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of his best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a while. When she returned she told God, yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is...

One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a snake crawl under a bush and went over to it. The other youngster couldn't figure out why his friend was staying by the bush so long since the snake had disappeared. The other boy went over to the bush to check it out...

One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from playing bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th-floor apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was...

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and...

A Newfie drives down the road and sees another Newfie in the middle of a field in a canoe paddling. The Newfie pulls over and yells "It's Newfies like you that make us look bad !!! And if I could swim...I'd swim over there and kick your ass!!

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Houston. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to...

What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?" What does a grad student with an engineering degree ask? "How does it work?" What does a grad student with an accounting degree ask? "How much will it cost?" What does a grad student with a liberal arts degree...

And it came to pass that an angel came up to three newly-dead men and said - "You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly." The angel looked at the first guy, Dave, and said- "You...

St Peter was sitting at the pearly gates, when 5 guys with hoodies showed up... St Peter when up to the office and told God that there where 5 guys with hoodies at the pearly gates. God said, welcome them to heaven, we love everyone.... St Peter leaves, just to return a few minutes later and...

Divorce Settlement!!!!! On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things. On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; he put on...