dragonlady

Here is some reading.....................................

Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%. Here is a little math that might prove helpful.

what makes life 100%

IF..........

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
is repesented as....
1234567891011121314151617181920212223242526

THEN:

hardwork
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11= 98%

knowledge
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5= 96%

BUT......

attitude
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5= 100%

AND........

bullch!t
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20= 103%

So it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullch!t will take you over the top.

asskissing
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= 118%

So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.

Hello peeps, hows the summer treating you all? Count down to winter.............................hee yaaaaa

Happy Birthday DL

There is a real good chance I'll be at ruby with you guy's but I can't say for sure till Thursday'ish.

well of course i got pics that i can share what kind do you want winter summer sunsets scenery let me know

Just a personal thanks to all who donated to the campout this year it was great.

Thks for Monkey story....We are out there !

I am conclusive evidence that I exist !!!!.......................Hi from BIGFOOT !

Hi DL.... new to the site... thought i read somewhere that you are taking donations for prizes, etc for the july campout. I can get some t-shirts, hats, gift cert. for a local bar, etc..... are you interested? let me know. thx. Laura

U asked me about the track on my SLed 162x16x2.5

DL what kind of track does it have? Paddle and spacing are just as important as length.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CITY BITCH AND A COUNTRY BITCH

a CITY B will take you where you need to go
a COUNTRY B throws you her keys and says put gas in it!
a CITY B will tell you not to fight, it ain't worth it.
a COUNTRY B will say beat her azz and look into the croud and say "better nobody jump in".
a CITY B will let another bitch know she can back the F*** up or get knocked the F*** out!!!
a COUNTRY B will just knock her out!!!
a CITY B tells you, she's had enough to drink.
a COUNTRY B tells you we need another shot, we bout to get F-ed up!
a CITY B goes to the club with you and sits down
a COUNRY B goes to the club with you and says lets show these city bitches how we do it.
a CITY B wonders who your new man is.
a COUNTRY B knows his first name, last name, his B day, where he lives, who hes related to, what kinda car he drives, where he works, how many babies mamas he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!!
a CITY B thinks the friendship is over when you have a argument
a COUNTRY B lets you know that wasFed up and still loves you.
a CITY B expects you to always be there for them
a COUNTRY B knows you will always be there for them, they don't have to expect ch!t.
a CITY B reads this and realizes shes a city bitch and deletes it.
a COUNTRY B passes this on to her country bitches without thinking about it.
So what kinda bitch are you?

PS....just passing this on.

So I went to the doctors and had my yearly exam, it went fairly well, I asked my doc... Do you think I will live to 80.?
He asked me, Do you smoke drink beer or wine?
No I told him I dont do drugs either.
He then asked do you eat steak and BBQ ribs, I then said no, I dont eat red meat its unhealthy.
He then asked well do you go outside sit in the sun, play golf go sailing hiking or bicycling?
No I told him
He then asked do you gamble drive fast cars and have lots of sex??
no I said
He then looked at me and said then why do you give a ch!t if you live to 80.

should go for a 155 at least. thats a good track

JUST IN....THE REAL HOROSCOPES

AQUARIUS-
you lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractual, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks your stupid.
PISCES
you have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA and FBI, you have minor influences over your associates and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals.
ARIES
you are a pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a prick.
TAURUS
you are practical and persistant, you have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a god-damned communist.
GEMINI
You are intelligent and quick thinking, People like you because you are bi-sexual. However you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap, Gemini's are notorious for thriving on incest.
CANCER
you are sympathetic and understanding of others peoples problems. They think you are a sucker. You always put things off and that is why you'll always be on welfare and never wot\rth ch!t.
LEO
your considered a born leader while others think your a pushy. Most leos are bullies, You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism, your arrogrance is disgusting, Leo people are always theiving bastards.
VIRGOS
you are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking is sickening to your few friends, you are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while having sex, Virgos make excellent bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRAS
you are the artistic type and have difficult time with reality. If you are a man you are most likely queer, chances of unemployment and monetary ruins are excellent. Most libra women are whores, all libras die of VD.
SCORPIO
you are schrewed in business and cannot be trusted. you ashall achieve the pinnancle of success because of your total lack of ethics, You are a perfect SOB. Most scorpios are murdered.
SAGITARUS
you are optimistic and enthusiastic, the majority of saggittarians are drunks and dope heads. you have a reckless tendency to rely on the luck since you lack talent. People laugh at you a great deal because you are always getting F----ed.
CAPRICORN
you are conservative and afraid of taking risks, you dont do much of anything and are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance, capricorns should avoid standing still for long periods of time as they tend to attract piegons. They are notorious for farting on church.

DL what size of track is it??

Yes lady... BA is one of my Bros !! GRD is just yanking on yer licker & swinging your tail !!!! GRD is always lookin in caves to see what he can disturb !!

So last night I was dreamming of sledding. I have not sled yet ever and it was all I could think about, like as if I was missing it. How can one miss something they don't know. Now I am also second guessing on the size of track I have, maybe it will be too short, does one need two sleds? I was thinking yes just like the two quad thing. But then again if my body weight is low and it should be ok. A 250 lb guy on the sled would be a different ride verse 125lbs on the same sled, since it all goes by weights to the last ounce for sledding. So confussed..........someone needs to take the bank cards away from me.

hey are you in for sunday? Ron said that he wants to go to Skeleton lake. I am good with that.

good advise DL