I think he probably has a stash all the ways to his belly button by now... man he has impressive moustache growing skills.... Ok...we need to brain storm a way to accessorize your stash...... it could be frosted highlights in your permed hair with extra gel to give it that wet look... that should do it!
SEE that's what I was saying... Underwear, underpants, panties... a waste of material and labour.. It is the reason for much of society's woes........... just perm your hair.. maybe that will overcome your personality.
have a great day captain Underpants..... you so know when you have a kid auntie Trish is going to get your mini Dean the whole captain underpants series..