Sepius Exertus, Semper Fidelis, Fraters Infinitas."
Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful,
and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the Nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion….
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful,
and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the Nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion….
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Push a watermelon out your schlong lately? My point was that ONE labor pain is AS bad, or worse than, a kick in the balls: Only the labor pains continue for an average of 12 hours, getting closer together, more intense and longer in duration until finally a baby appears through an effin' ring of fire that ususally needs to be stitched back together in the aftermath. A man wouldn't make it past the first labour pain 20 minutes apart, let alone the whole birthing process, (and then willingly have another child later down the road...) 
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