Chuck norris

[scotts]

Can beat up god

 

[brew_doo]

Might just be God.

 

[Bogger]

Murm........ did you hear that??????

You gonna take that chit????????

 

[jeremy8]

Chuck can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

 

[shoppingcart111]

If Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris!

 

[Murminator]

Murm........ did you hear that??????

You gonna take that chit????????

He can try......ask Bruce Lee how it ended?....and it wasn't a headache

 

[Philster]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take chit from anybody.

 

[scotts]

Under chuck noriss`s beard there is no chin, just another fist.

 

[brew_doo]

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, Chuck Norris would be the winner.

 

[jeremy8]

Children wear Superman pj's to bed, Superman wears Chuck Norris pj's to bed.

 

[boydo]

chuck norris never cries. ever.

 

[boydo]

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.

 

[scotts]

Chuck norris can lead a horse to water and make him drink

 

[boydo]

when chuck norris plays monoply, it actually affects the world economy.

 

[AreWeThereYet]

......

 

[Longhorn]

Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists

 

[Longhorn]

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

 

[Longhorn]

I love this one...

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

 

[clint/KTM/16]

chuck norris has a night light in his room not because he's afraid of the dark the dark is afraid of chuck norris

 

[SLEDJED]

Chuck Norris went on vacation to the Virgin Islands, now they are just "the islands".