Willy snow measurements - instructions on metric conversion of a 3" willy into 40 cms of BS.
Step:
1) Take out your willy
2) Place it in the snow
3) Measure the full length (3") and convert to standard metric conversion of 1" ≈ 0.304800610 cm
4) Using a logarithmic calculation, multiple snow depth by willy factor of 0.65 for wet snow, 0.85 for dry champagne powder
5) Divide by number of years you have left to complete in junior high education (6), then add your age (39?), then subtract your IQ and multiply by the square root of the number of pairs of white sunglasses that you have (8)
Optional Step 6 - re-post same pics from a thread in January, and try to convince people they are from the day before....
https://www.snowandmud.com/forum/f14/bin-sled-n-59345.html#post1332311
Step:
1) Take out your willy
2) Place it in the snow
3) Measure the full length (3") and convert to standard metric conversion of 1" ≈ 0.304800610 cm
4) Using a logarithmic calculation, multiple snow depth by willy factor of 0.65 for wet snow, 0.85 for dry champagne powder
5) Divide by number of years you have left to complete in junior high education (6), then add your age (39?), then subtract your IQ and multiply by the square root of the number of pairs of white sunglasses that you have (8)
Optional Step 6 - re-post same pics from a thread in January, and try to convince people they are from the day before....
https://www.snowandmud.com/forum/f14/bin-sled-n-59345.html#post1332311
