Welfare

[Wingwalker]

Maybe we could get a government grant?








This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare.

At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".

So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy,
can't speak English and have no clue who their Daddys are.
They expect me to feed them, and provide them with housing and medical care.


So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn this is a great country!

 

[AliciaAlways]

Hahahah! That is awesome! :d

 

[tmix]

good one! wonder if that works for farm cats!!!

 

[AreWeThereYet]

Maybe we could get a government grant?








This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare.

At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare".

So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy,
can't speak English and have no clue who their Daddys are.
They expect me to feed them, and provide them with housing and medical care.


So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My Dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn this is a great country!

My two dogs have been collecting for the past 1.5yrs,.. and since then I have only been working part-time