kenvb
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>> A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra.
The doctor told him that he couldn't prescribe him a double dose.
>> "Why not?" asked the man.
>> "Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.
>> "But I need it really bad," said the man.
>> "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be
here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you
see? I must have a double dose."
>> The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but
you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to
see if there were any side effects."
>> On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.
The doctor asked, "What happened to you?" The man said, "No one
showed up...."