Unbelievable Alberta Court Reading‏ (Funny)

Bruteskeg

Active VIP Member
Joined
Sep 17, 2007
Messages
445
Reaction score
7
Location
Barrhead Alberta
EDMONTON, ALBERTA (CP) -A seven-year-old Edmonton boy was at the center of an Edmonton city courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy alleged they had also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Edmonton Oilers, whom the boy and judge both firmly believe are not capable of beating anyone.


lol I thought it was funny, and I still kinda cheer for the oilers .
 

blastoff

Active VIP Member
Joined
Feb 20, 2007
Messages
2,476
Reaction score
961
Location
Alberta
They had a similar case in Calgary they let kippur take him home:d
 

khaos_

Active VIP Member
Joined
Nov 10, 2009
Messages
400
Reaction score
50
Location
Okotoks
They had a similar case in Calgary they let kippur take him home:d

Ah come on! i guess it's a little funny. worst part is it's almost true the last 2 weeks edmonton, and calgary are winless.
 

HONDA310R

Active VIP Member
Joined
Jul 28, 2007
Messages
524
Reaction score
35
Location
EDMONTON
Edmonton Court Hearing....JUST IN

EDMONTON, ALBERTA (CP) -A seven-year-old Edmonton boy was at the center of an Edmonton city courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy alleged they had also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Edmonton Oilers, whom the boy and judge both firmly believe are not capable of beating anyone.
 

ESOX

Active VIP Member
Joined
Nov 11, 2006
Messages
963
Reaction score
14
Location
Ardrossan
Also an Oiler fan but that was a great burn!. Might as well laugh as cry!
 
Top Bottom